Proof That God Exists chay chayi: 1) By the existing space and everything in it 2) By revealing himself to many prophets 3) By miracles he did chay chayi: God can do anything in any way, but he said Noah should build a boat, all the people should see and change their way and improve calybonos: Noah's boat was alright for floating around and fishing, but wasn't until Ralph Wilford Samuelson invented water skiing in 1922 before partying on the water became a religious experience. chay chayi: All the questions about the boat, are nonsense, God acknowledged Noah what to do, and how to handle everything (And do you think that Moses was so stupid to write a fairy tale in the Torah ? he had more brains than you) (Edited by chay chayi) Corwin: Well, Noah must have been a little short on brains... if he would have just shaved his head, his family's heads, and shaved all the monkeys and apes he brought on board the ark, he could have used that flood as a perfect opportunity to rid mankind of head-lice once and for all. He could have left those darn mosquitoes behind too. Nice going, Noah. Corwin: And hey... if eating pork is a sin, then why did he bother to bring pigs on board? (No offense to Caly). Corwin: But my original question still remains... so if eating from the tree of knowledge gave us an awareness of good and evil, then what happens when we eat pork? chay chayi: When someone eats pork, he gets instincts of fornication, foolishness and stupid silly intelligence (Edited by chay chayi) Corwin: Hmmm.... so fornicating and foolishness is an instinct... but when a Salmon swims upriver and lays eggs it is not instinct, but rather Physics? What about the Salmon that never swam in a school, and have no knowledge of Physics? | Religion Chat Room 30 People Chatting Similar Conversations |