Proof That God Exists

chay chayi
chay chayi:
1) By the existing space and everything in it
2) By revealing himself to many prophets
3) By miracles he did
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R E B E C C A
R E B E C C A: like the time he made all the animals n then asked noah to make a boat?
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chay chayi
chay chayi: God can do anything in any way, but he said Noah should build a boat, all the people should see and change their way and improve
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calybonos
calybonos: Noah's boat was alright for floating around and fishing, but wasn't until Ralph Wilford Samuelson invented water skiing in 1922 before partying on the water became a religious experience.
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chay chayi
chay chayi: All the questions about the boat, are nonsense, God acknowledged Noah what to do, and how to handle everything

(And do you think that Moses was so stupid to write a fairy tale in the Torah ? he had more brains than you)
(Edited by chay chayi)
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Corwin
Corwin: Well, Noah must have been a little short on brains... if he would have just shaved his head, his family's heads, and shaved all the monkeys and apes he brought on board the ark, he could have used that flood as a perfect opportunity to rid mankind of head-lice once and for all.

He could have left those darn mosquitoes behind too. Nice going, Noah.
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Corwin
Corwin: And hey... if eating pork is a sin, then why did he bother to bring pigs on board?

(No offense to Caly).
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chay chayi
chay chayi: The same reason why God created pigs
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Corwin
Corwin: And what was this reason?
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chay chayi
chay chayi: The same reason why he created a tree that has knowledge of evil
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calybonos
calybonos: I'm confused.

Am I the tree, or the knowledge?
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chay chayi
chay chayi: The concept of the knowledge
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calybonos
calybonos: Kewl! I always wanted to be a concept.

Will I be getting a uniform?
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Corwin
Corwin: Well, I do find the concept of an intelligent talking pig like Caly rather intriguing.
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Corwin
Corwin: But my original question still remains... so if eating from the tree of knowledge gave us an awareness of good and evil, then what happens when we eat pork?
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calybonos
calybonos: Every time a pork gets eaten, an angle blushes.
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calybonos
calybonos: Did I spell angel right?....no?

My tree of knowledge must need fertilizing.
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Corwin
Corwin:

I was just wondering if the acute angles or the obtuse ones are more likely to blush.
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calybonos
calybonos: There are no angles in the Lords kingdom.

They mess up the whole feng shui thing.
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chay chayi
chay chayi: When someone eats pork, he gets instincts of fornication, foolishness and stupid silly intelligence
(Edited by chay chayi)
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Corwin
Corwin: So... when we eat fish do we get instincts to swim upriver and lay eggs?
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chay chayi
chay chayi: Laying eggs is not an instinct, its physics, and so is swimming
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calybonos
calybonos: Veal makes me want to molest a cow.
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Corwin
Corwin: Hmmm.... so fornicating and foolishness is an instinct... but when a Salmon swims upriver and lays eggs it is not instinct, but rather Physics?

What about the Salmon that never swam in a school, and have no knowledge of Physics?
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chay chayi
chay chayi: Physics i meant, their nature of their body, and body structure
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calybonos
calybonos: Do physics allow a fat Salmon to jump too, or is it more of a skinny fish's game?
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