God and Bigfoot (Page 3)

CoIin: However, they can easily be mistaken for rugby players by the untrained eye

Corwin: I thought Bigfoot WAS God. I've really got to stop believing everything I read on Wikipedia.

Magicspell: In relation to God, I regard myself an agnostic, since it's the lack of tangible evidence in favour of his existence that prevents me from believing in him. So, does my willingness to accept credible evidence - should it ever come up - also make me an agnostic as far as the legendary beast is concerned? I don't honestly know. What I do know, however, is that it makes me a reasonable, logical human being that is just trying to differentiate myth from reality.

My current opinion is that there is no Bigfoot, just as there is no God. As of now, there's no reason for me to believe otherwise, because I've simply failed to be convinced by all of the propaganda that claims to prove their existence. I can't actively prove that any of them don't exist either, but the burden of proof is on those who claim that they do (and the obvious lack of evidence isn't helping their case).

Corwin: Great..... no God OR Bigfoot?? Next you're going to tell me that the Easter Bunny isn't real either.

I should have just stayed in bed this morning.

Pigfish: I thought they were all one and the same. Now, my illusions are shattered, too...

Steffi Farmgirl: I'm in the process of digging some ditches in a field. I'll let you know if I come across any of the above mentioned entities.

Steffi Farmgirl: Nothing heard, nothing seen for more than a week. Should we conclude that absence of proof is proof of absence?

Pigfish: The long silence is obviously a good indication...

Serabi: No Bigfoot?? I'm devastated!

At least Nessie is still out there.

Steffi Farmgirl: I'll look for her in my next ditch...

Pigfish: Three Norwegian guys took some photos of an alleged sea monster in Lake Hornindal last week while crossing it in a small boat, but an expert tries to explain it away as tree roots making ripples in the water.

http://doubtfulnews.com/2012/08/monster-at-lake-hornindal-in-norway/

Corwin: Oh, it's a sea-monster alright.... one that looks exactly like some tree-roots. I saw a sea-monster once too.... it was one of those sea-monsters that looks exactly like a man paddling a canoe. I didn't get any photos though, so I cannot prove my claim.

office: Yeah, many people say they see stuff where there isn't supposed to be anything...

Serabi: I once saw a Leprechaun... but he turned out to be a very nasty Irish 'height disadvantaged' person!

Corwin: I saw a Leprechaun once too.... a bunch of kids were chasing him trying to steal his breakfast-cereal.

CoIin: I shagged a succubus once

Tit for tat 'n' all that

Pigfish: Come to think about it, some people may even regard me as a sea monster.

Oops!

Better swim and hide...

waffle: Isn't it really strange how many similarities there seem to be between God and Bigfoot? Maybe Corvin is right after all, that they are one and the same.

Dreamflyer: I've heard about the fingerprints of God, but his footprints? That's a new one.

office: I've heard that some people in the Himalayas worship the Yeti, but I'm not sure if it's really true.

Corwin: I met Yeti at the Legendary Monster Reunion last Spring. Yeti, Nessie, and I got way too drunk and made a fool of ourselves at the Karaoke lounge. I do have to admit that Yeti does a really great Sinatra impersonation... but I wouldn't exactly "worship" the man... especially after he staggered off and puked into the punch-bowl.

CoIin: Whenever I do embarrassing things like that ( ), I just assume a North American accent and say, "Tarnation! I'm a disgrace to Canada"

fiddler: Does that mean that you are really Bigfoot, well disguised as a medal-crazy flying dog?

waffle: Assumption 1: Bigfoot is God.

Assumption 2: Colin is Bigfoot.

Conclusion: Colin is God.