Stop condemning people to hell, christians (Page 5)
Jamm8269: I am not here to entertain you. Death, judgement, salvation are dead serious topics. The condition of your eternal soul is not a matter for jokes, or frivolous statements, sir.
If you seek to not be bored, go somewhere else.
The black havik: So he and Back-Volken went and turned off all the lights.
That's when things got naughty.
Aquaman begins to gyrate his hips as the super electricity in Black-Volken's pants work their magic.
See I can make up stories too.
Mine are sexier than the bible as-well.
Your move religion.
Fair warning my next story contains Batman so you may just want to go home now.
Jamm8269: Constantines "conversion" to Christianity was largely motivated by politics. The persecution of Pagans was then carried out by the industrial military complex of the time. Don't attribute that to the genuine Church of Christ. True, real Christians do not commit murder.
The problem with America is so many people say they are Christians, but there private lives and everyday conduct do not match the teachings of Christ. It is too easy for someone to say they are a Christian, it is proven in action.
StuckInTheSixties: Jamm says:
"The problem with America is so many people say they are Christians, but there private lives and everyday conduct do not match the teachings of Christ."
Would Jesus come onto a social network and act likt a petulant little douchebag?
Jamm8269: Matthew 10:22; All men will hate you because of me
John 15:21; they will treat you this way because of my name, for they do not know the one who sent me
StuckInTheSixties: Again with the self-comparison to Jesus.
Is that what we're doing here? Crucifying you?
The black havik: So while Aquaman and Black-Volken are getting down tonight, Batman is with Wonder Woman makin' everything Alright.
The Princess slides off her knee high boots.
While Batman shoots some hoops.
She moves closer her lips all a flutter.
Batman just ate some peanut butter.
She gets out her magic lasso of truth.
Batman's head hits the roof.
She ties him up with such pleasure.
Now Batman's covered in leather.
Now Wonder Woman's gonna show him some pain.
Out comes Spawn with the chains.
There Batman, Wonder Woman Spawn, bondage, and rhyming.
You just got churched old school
Jamm8269: Luke 6:26; What sorrow awaits you who are praised by the crowds, for thier ancestors also praised false prophets.
Luke 6:25; woe to you who laugh now for you will mourn and weep
lois_lane: Whoa whoa whoa Hold the phone here. Theres no way Wonderwoman and Batman are together dude. Now your just talking like its all make believe or something!!!
lois_lane: Are you insane?? Of course I watch them and dont confuse that one where they were turned into little kids and wonderwoman seemed to have a "crush" on batman....Come On NOW!!!! hahaha
The black havik: You look me in the walrus and tell me he wasn't playin' detective in her batcave.
And the movie was spectacular.
Jamm8269: Matt 12:36; But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken
James 3:6; The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil Apmong the parts of the body, it corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.