Post Your Atheist Quotes Nao!!! (Page 5)

flashie
flashie: you misquoted me candy, i never said anything of the sort. theyre your words not mine. you should control yourself, telling deliberate lies will force others to lose their trust in you. its not a good look. personal vendetta? hate islam? oh no course not...

'They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the social security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cx%&xy#w*#, cuz' he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your p^x~# pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, cuz' you were just worried about eating a fyx$@w* fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish cuz' you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the health department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again John Ashcroft you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got f#*z*w out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. [audience member]: Hey, don't hold back! [Doug]: You got an argument? [am] No, keep goin'!..The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically f@#zy~, and then you are free to float around the system.'

doug stanhope
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hard_candy
hard_candy: 'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart'

- H. L. Mencken
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flashie
flashie: fascinating
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Oolleh
Oolleh: I find it hard to think of something "in the name of atheism".

What is atheism, anyway, a confederation of non-believers? Just like there is a confederation of people not wearing hats called ahatism?

If the next suicide bomber doesn't wear a headgear, his act is most likely committed in the name of ahatism, right?
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Comrade_
Comrade_: ok Flashie...picture this: Atheism was the car that most dictators used, also used as an excuse for a number of genocides..so has religion been used as an excuse. In the end of that path we are all humans with excuses. But is it right to say all Atheist are murderous as it is to say all muslims are suicide bombers in the making?

"who knows" _Moomoopie

*edit: took off Stalin and replaced it with "dictators"..I find it very nice that you took the time to read this post.
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flashie
flashie: ^crystal clear bro. you nailed it there
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hard_candy
hard_candy: Yes, exactly people thanks.........he still wont accept that he has the idea of atheism wrong.

Jared was also a keen stamp-collecter, but did he murder in the name of stamp-collecting?
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flashie
flashie: im not slagging atheism off. i never have, but the fact that some atheists are terrorists pedophiles and mass murders seems to have hit a nerve.

its post your atheist quotes right?

i think ive posted a fairly broad range of exactly that to be fair. the doug stanhope one is my favorite.

ive never been too keen on pol pot or mao
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flashie
flashie: Noun 1. atheist - someone who denies the existence of god
disbeliever, nonbeliever, unbeliever - someone who refuses to believe (as in a divinity)
Adj. 1. atheist - related to or characterized by or given to atheism; "atheist leanings"
atheistical, atheistic

its not rocket science.

however candy you seem to be struggling to comprehend what 'post your atheist quotes nao' means.
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hard_candy
hard_candy: 'some atheists are terrorists pedophiles and mass murders seems to have hit a nerve'

Ur witless, ignorant, unispiring drivel is the only thing to hit a nerve.
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Comrade_
Comrade_: To understand Atheisism Flashie you must ask yourself what would change in your life if you woke up tomorrow and somehow found that god disappeared (somehow, just think that He no longer existed)...would you change your life? your thinking? your morals? most likely no, then an atheist can have the same thinking and morals, they wouldn't want their kids having sexx at 12, they wouldn't be immoral.. only immoral as your religion defined it (sexx before marriage) small things like that.
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hard_candy
hard_candy: 'Herp! Derp!'

- Flashie
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flashie
flashie: jared a stamp collector? can you provide links or are you making stuff up?


got any proof?
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flashie
flashie: yes moom, i get it. im 35 and never belived in a god for nearly two decades, contrary to opinion ive been outside and socialised before. i understand the concept.

please dont be fooled into explaining the obvious, lets stick to the topic.

candy is mentally unstable at the moment. i think shes having a melt down, it happens to people from time to time.
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flashie
flashie: 'some atheists are terrorists pedophiles and mass murders seems to have hit a nerve'

is a fact. its proven that atheists are capable of these crimes as much as any other human. atheists are humans right?

wow. youve properly gone into melt down when your belief system gets questioned and observed. i havent even had to resort to making up shit and youve properly lost your composure. much more than any of the theists youve tested in the past.
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flashie
flashie: 'Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.'

'To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.'

woody allen
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flashie
flashie:

mazin
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: The "stamp collector" retort was rhetorical, flashie.

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flashie
flashie: never Sits, you think?
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super_sugar_fun_time
super_sugar_fun_time: lol - so I'm not a ninja turtle then?

God this place is doing my head in.

I dont understand half of what is going on between you lot, you all seem to know each other very well.

Anyhoo....

"It would be very nice if there were a God who created the world and was a benevolent providence, and if there were a moral order in the universe and an after-life; but it is a very striking fact that all this is exactly as we are bound to wish it to be."

Sigmund Freud.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Sugar, I really appreciate that you're staying true to the intent of the thread! The quotes you've been providing have been excellent!
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super_sugar_fun_time
super_sugar_fun_time: Thanks

I aim to please.

it's only googling but it's fun.

"Creationists make it sound like a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night."

Isaac Asimov

Now he had some mighty fine side burns.
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flashie
flashie: y the freud one is good.

i just cant help thinking you may have been a ninja turtle in a past life fun time.

'If one wishes to form a true estimate of the full grandeur of religion, one must keep in mind what it undertakes to do for men. It gives them information about the source and origin of the universe, it assures them of protection and final happiness amid the changing vicissitudes of life, and it guides their thoughts and motions by means of precepts which are backed by the whole force of its authority.'

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”

siggers
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super_sugar_fun_time
super_sugar_fun_time: haha - why would a pick a ninja turtle - Seriously, If I was going for anything it would have to be Cheetara out of those there thundercats.
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super_sugar_fun_time
super_sugar_fun_time: see haha - so who are you then?
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