I am fundamental muslim. (Page 5)

StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Hahahaha! Good one, Robert!
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taxilon
taxilon: (Revisited and improved)
Two fundamental muslims walk into a bar and ask for a tequila (Boom! Boom!)
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flashie
flashie: o the irony.


y they were such fundamentals they liked titty bars too. and almost looked israeli. but thats no joke.

fundamental muslim lounge lizards arent the type youd expect to be jamming with wahabist ladens. but you wouldnt also expect saud royals to be buddies with american royals either eh?
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snawani
snawani: Iman inceases fundamental nature in muslim. Don't forget fundamental means practising muslim.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: You're missing the point, flashie.

A million and one jokes begin with "two [fill in the blank] go into a bar." What makes this funny is that it's an ultra-serious topic set in the cliche repetition of a million silly jokes. All those specific Islamic details are irrelevant to the gag.

Jeez, it's pathetic when you have to explain a joke. Takes the humor right out of it.
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flashie
flashie: i got the joke Sits. i just thought the irony outweighed its comedy
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Ya still don't get it.
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: I laughed at sun's comment of "ha impossible", I sometimes wonder if that area in the temporal lobe which is responsible for religious belief causes a humour bypass.
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snawani
snawani: A jew with hypocratic mindset running away from main point.
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: EH??
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: There definitely seems to be a correlation in many people between being ultra-religious and lacking the capacity to appreciate humor.

Basically, they have a big stick up their ass.

D'jew get that, snawani?
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: are you the jew SITS lol,

you triple jew bugger hahaha
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SPIRIT-ONE
SPIRIT-ONE: what's a triple Jew Bugger ? is that one who takes a fancy to BUM TUPPING ?
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: I don't think I'm the jew swanami is referring to, but who knows? Maybe he sees people as two basic types: those like him, and jews. (shrugs)
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: What is bum tupping spirit?

Please explain?
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SPIRIT-ONE
SPIRIT-ONE: heard a British fellow say it once ,he said it had to do with anal $ex
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: What is anal sz~ spirit?

please explain?
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Perhaps a demonstration ... Spirit could demonstrate it on swanami.
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snawani
snawani: Shame on u instead of being formal u used to abuse each other. And start using gutter words. Allhumdallah we muslims don't say these words. We r pure in talking and language. And we want u to do same fallow allah and his last massenger the prophit mohmmad saw. Do u know jesus was also the prophit of allah and he was not son of God . U r in misconception . Jesus was only prophit of allah . He was only massenger of allah. Allah is only one with no son no daughter no wife. But only one . Oh allah you are great.
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: Hang on sunshine, this is because you were using the term Jew as an insult, so don't play high and mighty now little boy.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Allah's "greatness" has to be questioned when he's represented by the likes of swanami.
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SPIRIT-ONE
SPIRIT-ONE: Perhaps a demonstration ... Spirit could demonstrate it on swanami

STS ,you sound knowlegable and are the most ANAL person I've met on Wire in a long time LMFAO
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Sorry to refuse your request, but I'm not interested in "BUM TUPPING" you. (You were the one that introduced it into this thread, and you seem knowledgable about it, well versed in the terminology, etc. ... not me.) Like I suggested, try swanami. I'm sure he could "bum tupp" you.
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Teece
Teece: Lols......... very amusing thread!!

Give it up Swanami - you havn't got a hope in hell of converting anyone here.................
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: He's a persistent f~w^&z. I'll give him that.
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