I am fundamental muslim. (Page 5) taxilon: (Revisited and improved) Two fundamental muslims walk into a bar and ask for a tequila (Boom! Boom!) flashie: o the irony. y they were such fundamentals they liked titty bars too. and almost looked israeli. but thats no joke. fundamental muslim lounge lizards arent the type youd expect to be jamming with wahabist ladens. but you wouldnt also expect saud royals to be buddies with american royals either eh? snawani: Iman inceases fundamental nature in muslim. Don't forget fundamental means practising muslim. StuckInTheSixties: You're missing the point, flashie. A million and one jokes begin with "two [fill in the blank] go into a bar." What makes this funny is that it's an ultra-serious topic set in the cliche repetition of a million silly jokes. All those specific Islamic details are irrelevant to the gag. Jeez, it's pathetic when you have to explain a joke. Takes the humor right out of it. CandyRivers: I laughed at sun's comment of "ha impossible", I sometimes wonder if that area in the temporal lobe which is responsible for religious belief causes a humour bypass. StuckInTheSixties: There definitely seems to be a correlation in many people between being ultra-religious and lacking the capacity to appreciate humor. Basically, they have a big stick up their ass. D'jew get that, snawani? StuckInTheSixties: I don't think I'm the jew swanami is referring to, but who knows? Maybe he sees people as two basic types: those like him, and jews. (shrugs) snawani: Shame on u instead of being formal u used to abuse each other. And start using gutter words. Allhumdallah we muslims don't say these words. We r pure in talking and language. And we want u to do same fallow allah and his last massenger the prophit mohmmad saw. Do u know jesus was also the prophit of allah and he was not son of God . U r in misconception . Jesus was only prophit of allah . He was only massenger of allah. Allah is only one with no son no daughter no wife. But only one . Oh allah you are great.
CandyRivers: Hang on sunshine, this is because you were using the term Jew as an insult, so don't play high and mighty now little boy. StuckInTheSixties: Allah's "greatness" has to be questioned when he's represented by the likes of swanami. SPIRIT-ONE: Perhaps a demonstration ... Spirit could demonstrate it on swanami STS ,you sound knowlegable and are the most ANAL person I've met on Wire in a long time LMFAO StuckInTheSixties: Sorry to refuse your request, but I'm not interested in "BUM TUPPING" you. (You were the one that introduced it into this thread, and you seem knowledgable about it, well versed in the terminology, etc. ... not me.) Like I suggested, try swanami. I'm sure he could "bum tupp" you. Teece: Lols......... very amusing thread!! Give it up Swanami - you havn't got a hope in hell of converting anyone here................. | Religion Chat Room 20 People Chatting Similar Conversations |