Write a Silly Haiku (Page 54)

Geoff:
Monday is utter poo
And is always absolute
in its poopiness

Corwin:
Freezing my butt off
So the poo is frozen too
They'll stink when Spring comes

Wild__: Off to a bad start
I don't trust the fart on deck
I should take seat

Geoff:
Smelly smelly fart
Abrewing up in my pants
Now Brace for impact

Corwin:
A great thread is bumped
Followed by a great impact
I'm bumped off my feet

Geoff:
Sorry for bumping
you from your sturdy feet I
knew it was stinky

Corwin:
What doesn't kill you
Makes you stronger, it is said
Like a strong butt smell

Wild__: Elevated feet
The odor is rather sweet
Its worse than most farts

Geoff:
Cutting a cheese is
easier with ripe cheddar
than with sticky brie

Corwin:
Sticky brie you'll see
Is cut with difficulty
Leaves more time to flee

Wild__:
I'm so fucking bored
Someone please entertain me
For two more damn months

(Edited by Wild__)

MercuryDragon:
In film, Russell Crowe
said, "Are you not entertained?"
He should have farted

Wild__:
Internet porno:
Frowned on by society.
I'm banned from Starbucks.

near50ohoh: could be worse a ban
from a library or school
to never read oh!!

calybonos:
Oh, vending machine
You live to eat my quarters
Meet Mister hammer

near50ohoh: an ode to bacon
that fat filled way to heaven
for all but the pig

Corwin:
Pork tastes much better
When it's charming and book-smart
And handsome to boot

calybonos:
When i read haiku
I hear them in the voice of
Captain James T. Kirk

calybonos: Haikus end too soon
Just like a massage without
The happy ending

Wild__:
And happy endings
Always seem to end too soon
Unless You're a pig

Wonderbunny: So which is better?
Aristotle unhappy
or a happy pig?

Wild__:
A pig's orgasm
Lasts for thirty damn minutes
The lucky bastards

near50ohoh:

calybonos:
Dafuq did you say?
Classy poetry my ass
Haiku to you too

Geoff:
Poetry is class
Like explosive smelly gas
ejected from one's ass

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