Write a Silly Haiku (Page 53)

Geoff:
And you never quite
know just what it is you are
gonna get, 'cept gas

Wonderbunny: That clever haiku
that clever Geoff wrote for us:
I don't understand it.

Geoff:
Comedy involves
subverting expectations
so, I is clever

Geoff:
Wire words like small birds
flock and float and swarm towards
creepy crawly bugs

Geoff: Merry Christmas to
one and all, especially
to all you heathens

Corwin:
Hooray for Solstice
I will now kill and devour
A goat or something

Geoff:
Goat is good to eat
Turkey is often too dry
I'll just eat Bambi

near50ohoh: Coming to visit
your tables your homes right now
lay on finest spreads

Wonderbunny: Christmas leftovers
make me feel like I'm getting
something for nothing.

Geoff:
No snow for a white
Christmas this year, but plenty
of chilliness here

Wonderbunny: It freezes your knees
and your nose is very froze.
Should have worn more clothes.

near50ohoh: knees not the worry
nose may be a bit not much
it's the genitals

Corwin:
The new year cometh
Time to get blind stinking drunk
And party naked

MercuryDragon:
And when the ball drops
All of our pants must be dropped
To fart united

near50ohoh: making travel plans
for a desert island now
if fart comes it's MINE

Corwin:
The crack of midnight
Takes on a whole new meaning
With Jared's game plan

near50ohoh:

Wonderbunny: You'd better watch out
with so much methane about
when lighting fireworks.

Wild__:
Take the drunk challenge.
Get drunk and light off fireworks.
And keep your fingers.

near50ohoh: how blue can you go
bluer than blue a fart glows
just no singed butt hairs

Geoff:
Burpy burpy fart
Gas attacks the unwary sitter
When upon the throne

Corwin:
I lit up a match
A large explosion followed
Methane is a bitch

Geoff:
If Bing would just go
disappear forever more
that would be so great

Wonderbunny: So Geoff, what's Bing done
to earn your disapproval
and a death sentence?

Geoff:
I can't explain it
unless you have worked as a
web designer too

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