Write a Silly Haiku (Page 51)

Mz Demeanor: There's no shame in here
Let 'er rip and let 'er stink
Is that limburger?

Geoff:
A dry crackly cheddar
is much preferred in my home
smells like farts to start

Mz Demeanor: toxic fumes released
did something crawl up your ass
expire and decay?

Geoff:
Gaseous expulsions here
are luckily mostly from the
attic not the basement

Geoff:
I do my level
best to retain my farts until
I can fill my blimp

Mz Demeanor: loud ones, quiet ones
damp ones, wet ones, juicy ones
what was I saying?

Geoff:
The juicier the fart
the more likely that something else
slips out with the gas

near50ohoh: with limburger cheese
spanish onions and cold beer
dad stank mom from bed

orkanen: Love is in the air.
Everywhere we sniff around.
My favourite song.

The13th: Come and follow me
Follow me to everywhere
My fiery ass farted.

near50ohoh: when you first feed them
to little baby bunting
veggies cause panic

the colours of the
rainbow never belong in
the browns of their poo \

radioactive
the poo can become my dear
or wrong just like blood

O colder dry O: sight of mind
dance of heart one
my friend kind

Geoff:
Dancing in circles
In clouds of one's own gases
With ants in your pants

Geoff:
Can the gassy tail
of an icy comet be
considered a fart?

Corwin:
Stinky comet tails
Caused by the indigenous
Farting Space-Yeti

Geoff:
Do not neglect your
wife when likes are on the line
it's the couch for you

Corwin:
Competitive likes
Or lack of, can cause such things
We'll see who cracks first

Geoff: I will steer clear of
getting in the middle and
hand you both bacon

MissNinjaDuck: I just love April
warm spring rain falls on my face
oh wait that's not rain...

Corwin:
I get Spring fever
April is a lovely time
For golden showers

Geoff:
My brain decided
to suddenly stop working
Not sure why that is

orkanen: Have you a hard-on? If so, that should explain it. Try again later.

Mz Demeanor: Cor's holding his breath
Means he's straining to produce
A real loud ripper

Mz Demeanor: penises and brains,
seldomly used at same time,
explains malfunction

orkanen: Why so much effort? Isn't your cooking enough? (Vacates premises... )