Write a Silly Haiku (Page 50)

orkanen: You have no balls, near. What do you want, borrow mine? Though you had a cat.

near50ohoh: My cat and I are
females but Corvin is not
the

was for him

Corwin:
I'm an Atheist
Although a Blue Flame Fart God
Is thought provoking

MercuryDragon: Hail the stench master
All praises be to His name:
Odoriferous!

guardian aria: Now i need to write
But dont know where to start
So could you teach me?

Geoff:
As good a place as
any to start when writing
haiku is to fart

Geoff:
This thread has
misleading name, not silly
but smelly would fit

Corwin:
All silly will do
But nothing like a good fart
To inspire poems

near50ohoh: Body wastes and tastes
the smells hellishious dear
what a waste of ink

Wonderbunny: You'll find no ink here
It's electronic writing
But plenty of stink.

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MercuryDragon:
Bitterness flows free
Like a waterfall of words
Or a surprise fart

near50ohoh: if it flows or drips
it's more than a fart my dear
please just change your pants

MercuryDragon:
There is no fear here
Can't change pants when I wear none
I'm liberated

Corwin:
Going commando
Is one good way to prevent
Soiling your pants

near50ohoh: only your panties
though I fear larger issues
like brown runs on legs

orkanen: That was not cool, dear. Way too much information. I will go cry now.

near50ohoh:

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Wild__: The silly haiku
thread is for silly haiku.
I just cut a fart.

near50ohoh: I wish I could write
iambic pentameter
of body humours

Corwin:
Jeremy won't fart
Or make his haikus silly
I delete insults

near50ohoh: Jeremy does fart
he just ignores the noises
and won't discuss it

Corwin:
He is not in touch
With his inner child that farts
I'll touch it for him

Geoff:
I would much prefer
that my inner child remains
untouched by any

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