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Write a Silly Haiku
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MercuryDragon
: Stay away from me
I don't want your snot on me
*throws you some tissues*
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drywitty
: Aww, poor Derek4
Can't get any sympathy
Or any "any"
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Wild__
: What takes you so long?
I'm still doing the crossword!
Not constipated
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Wild__
: Parenthood's a bitch
Karmatic retribution
Training bras needed
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drywitty
: My mom always said
When you grow up I hope that
Your kid's just like you
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Wild__
: Pears fall close to tree
My daughter is just like me
She is a smart ass
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drywitty
: Though only for dogs...
Runs a house of ill repute,
mz d meaner
does
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Wild__
: A shopping expedition - by Wild
I Placed before her
Whipped cream, batteries, condoms
Cashier blushed and smiled
Adult product store
She Needed new vibrators
I got her number
Only mature men
may legally date half his age
Yet simply refuse
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Wild__
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Wild__
: Cunnilingus, grand
Fellatio, great! I do love...
Sex on the first date
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Wild__
: Why write about farts?
When we can all write Haikus
About oral sex!
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near50ohoh
: wildmann has a point
a sixty- nine is perfect
for any couplet
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Corwin
: You two write haikus
About sexual content
That makes me horny
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near50ohoh
: what do married sirs
know of such topics my dear
as those unwed us? (
it worked!!)
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Mz Demeanor
: my married sir knows
of that topic of horny
oh yes, he does know
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Corwin
: My Debby and I
Are two of the horniest
You will ever meet
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near50ohoh
: (hmmm) is that why i feel
the earth move when i seek out
the Grimbsy couplet? (
)
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drywitty
: Ew, I'm trying to eat
I don't know which topic's worse
Between "farts" and "sex"
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Corwin
: Either farts or sex?
Maybe it would be more fun
If we combined them
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Wild__
: Sex can be good food
When it seems to fit the mood
I need more whipped cream
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Corwin
: We made love all night
The moans and sighs of pleasure
And also some farts
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near50ohoh
: i am so tired now
some crazy noises were cum
from near Grimsby way (
)
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Wild__
: Don't fart during oral
she may never give again
Haiku and moral
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near50ohoh
: depends which way she
has the end of her dear nose
offender or air?
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Mz Demeanor
: gas, release wind, fart
now lift covers over head
take whiff and pass out
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