Seafood Restaurant Paradox

StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Red Lobster offers "endless shrimp."

But that offer is "for a limited time, only."

I no longer see the universe in the same way.

11 years ago Report
2
Karma
Karma: Forever is not nearly as long as it used to be.
11 years ago Report
1
DawnGurl
DawnGurl: Corporate America is allowed to put limits on such abstracts as "endless"; just look at what theyve done to "freedom" and "democracy."
11 years ago Report
0
StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Abstracts are not nearly as intangible as they used to be.

11 years ago Report
1
Comrade_
Comrade_: They cut off the tails of the shrimp to make it "endless".
11 years ago Report
2
sky_deep
sky_deep: I Red Lobster...just sayin..
11 years ago Report
0
RUBYRUBY (Wireclub Moderator)
RUBY: so do I
11 years ago Report
0
DawnGurl
DawnGurl: I went into an "All You Can Eat" seafood place and after 2 plates of food the manager walked over and said, "OK, out you go! Thats all you can eat!" (rimshot)
11 years ago Report
4
StuckInTheSixties
11 years ago Report
1