1 moose, 2 meese - fun with plurals

anym: If a handful of sheep hair is fleece, is a single hair a flooce?
(and is one out of the herd a shoop?)
1 caboose, 2 cabeese.
1 telex, 2 telices.
1 spouse, 2 spice - oh sorry, those are opposites!
i paradox, 2 paradoces
1 scrum, 2 scra
2 interstices, 1 interstex.

more? ......

R E B E C C A: no more thank you....thats quite enough.

Big Bopper: 1 manush, 2 manakeesh

Big Bopper: 1 food, 2 foods, me feeds!

FlashW: 1 elf, 2 elves
1 cactus, 2 cacti
1 focus, 2 foci
1 criterion, 2 criteria

Big Bopper: A house; a few hice

Big Bopper: One smart fella, he felt smart
Two smart fellas, they felt smart
Three smart fellas, they all felt smart

Say that a few times fast as you can!