DEAR RUBY

RUBY: ..................

WOLF KING VOLTAX: You are the most beautiful and sweet mod of them all.......

OCD_OCD: Dear Ruby:

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don’t know them.

I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls.”
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Taylor Made 460 driver.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the PGA Superstore?

Signed…
Concerned Golfer

StormsCrow: Lmfao

RUBY: take it back to the PGA Superstore

WOLF KING VOLTAX: That was an awesome reply OCD

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sky_deep:

WOLF KING VOLTAX: OCD pretty much murdered us all. There is no way any of us can beat that. lol

OCD_OCD: Dear Ruby:
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Feeling Bewildered and Betrayed

RUBY: than don't let him carry it ..incase he finds out

sky_deep: Now this is funny..

OCD_OCD: Callie....That was an original Dear Abby letter.

Some of them are really funny.

RUBY: I'm laughing with

OCD_OCD: Dear Ruby:

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. Is he crazy?

Worried Mother

RUBY: lucky psychiatrist

OCD_OCD: Dear Ruby

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

signed,

Newly pregnant

RUBY: I think you will in 9 months

OCD_OCD: Dear Ruby:

I've been married for six years and have five kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby.

Signed,

Tired