Actual conversation between me and my wife five minutes ago

Neanderthal Gangsta: Her: "You want a nice hot beverage? A chai?"
(intentionally said with a new york jewish accent)

Me: "Sure"

Her: "You like milk in it right? Rice milk?"

Me: "No. I use that for cereal. Use almond milk"

Her: "We only have chocolate almond milk. You want that?"

Me: "No I don't like chocolate in my drink. I thought that was chocolate soy milk"

Her: "No, there's also chocolate soy milk, but we're out of almond milk"

(15 second silence)

Her: "Okay, I'm just gonna add fat-free half-and-half"

(All she wanted to do was make me a drink, I got the feeling she felt the whole thing just go too complicated.)

Yes, we live in California.

MercuryDragon: And here I just buy nothing but 2% regular milk.

Emasculador: I buy a 3ltr plastic carton of regular milk for my son (he drinks a lot) and the exact same milk only a 1ltr in a cardboard carton for myself because the one in the plastic tastes different to me and I don't like it....and I thought I was being picky. Almond milk? Wtf is wrong with you?

lori100: ....they have very tiny milking machines to milk the almonds....

Mint Chip: we dont buy milk

Ka0tic:

Raspberrian: I've had that exact same conversation with my husband but it was about a cup of tea and as a Scottish person he is particular about it. I just subbed the milk with a shot of whiskey and called it a day.

davidk14: .

Oh the treacherous problems you poor souls have to endure.

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Raspberrian: It's okay David; the tax break is worth it.

southern belle 23: yeah I would have just been like... "ok well you can get your own tea then" lol

coooookies: That^^

Wild__: A hot drink on a hot California day?

Save the cows, drink beer.