Actual conversation between me and my wife five minutes ago Neanderthal Gangsta: Her: "You want a nice hot beverage? A chai?" (intentionally said with a new york jewish accent) Me: "Sure" Her: "You like milk in it right? Rice milk?" Me: "No. I use that for cereal. Use almond milk" Her: "We only have chocolate almond milk. You want that?" Me: "No I don't like chocolate in my drink. I thought that was chocolate soy milk" Her: "No, there's also chocolate soy milk, but we're out of almond milk" (15 second silence) Her: "Okay, I'm just gonna add fat-free half-and-half" (All she wanted to do was make me a drink, I got the feeling she felt the whole thing just go too complicated.) Yes, we live in California. Emasculador: I buy a 3ltr plastic carton of regular milk for my son (he drinks a lot) and the exact same milk only a 1ltr in a cardboard carton for myself because the one in the plastic tastes different to me and I don't like it....and I thought I was being picky. Almond milk? Wtf is wrong with you? Raspberrian: I've had that exact same conversation with my husband but it was about a cup of tea and as a Scottish person he is particular about it. I just subbed the milk with a shot of whiskey and called it a day. | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |