Dull Jokes (part two)... continued from (part one)... :) (Page 9)

Stewart75: Outback/Redneck Medical Terms...

Asphalt describes rectal problems.
A condom is a large apartment.
Douche is the French word for "twelve”.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
An erection is when Japanese people vote.
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
The clitoris is a type of wildflower.
Testicles are found on an octopus.
Masturbate is used to catch large fish...................