Top Ten Things NOT To Say After S3X (Page 2)

~LoisLane~: SO where did we meet again?

david the drummer: Your Vagina smells awful

pugpeppers: i like my testicles better to look at than sw& with you lolszzzzz

pugpeppers: snore,snore,snore you big fat bastard

Vomit: Aren't those your mom's panties?

Karma: "I shaved my legs for this?"

Vomit: I didn't know they made pantyhose that big.

david the drummer: I swear to god I said this : you're sure you don't have herpes or anything right?

david the drummer: It was way better with your mom

~LoisLane~: I have to tell you something...

Vomit: Lady..*gag*...oops, I meant to say,do you listen to Lady Gaga?

SpringRose: ..you should bring candoms next time...

~LoisLane~: And some boxdoms too.

david the drummer: Oh you thought I was a dude?

♆Łὄŕđ Ļʋƈἷfǝŕ♆: You almost broke my moped.Can you take a cab home?

memberX: "My mother will come, for sleep over today"

davidk14: You are on the pill...yes?

DarwinsMoth: Worst thing i said once was, just AFTER s%@ was... "Okay, enough forplay" He was already done

neoQpid: lol..
(i didt try it tho cuz m STILL a virgin lol.. .. ) but wht if i say will you marry me? after 5EX


nice informative thread..especially for newcomers like us..

n dont get me wrong with my nationality...i like to take things a bit slow..m not in hurry..

Stewart75: Top Ten Things NOT To Say After S3X

1... Don't
2... read
3... this
4... thread
5... as
6... it's
7... full
8... of
9... dull
10... phucks

Vomit: Wait,you said your name is Congressman Weiner?

david the drummer: MYA: sorry about that it had been a while and I was really eager

~LoisLane~: LOLS @ Congressman Weiner BAHAHA im sure a few said that.(nice pics lols)

"I think I have slept with you before?"

~LoisLane~: "Shhhhhhh you will wake my husband"

♆Łὄŕđ Ļʋƈἷfǝŕ♆: Hmm,theres never any toilet paper in these porta-potties.