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Traveling to India to clear my mind and reach a spiritual high, I've quit as Dr.! all you insane people! http://www.wireclub.com/Forums/ViewTopic.aspx?ForumId=1&ParentId=1262733&

Now, who's first?

☀▃▂▁/V\iragε▁▂▃☀: 1

RUBY: I click on all 3

Comrade_: SillyLaura, today you will recieve a comment from a tall, dark stranger..I sense he will make you grin

MercuryDragon: 1.

✯ ℓυcΐ∂ ♡: What about your financial situation? That should be number 4

Comrade_: ahh Ms Ruby feeding off positive vibes. As you go to the market during the week..don't pick up the orange, only the onion..I have a strong feeling about this. As you reach for the onion you'll feel the hands of a stranger..little awkwardness but this will be Robbie Williams.

RUBY: going to ther market NOW

Comrade_: MD today as you enter the Lounge Room, the first person to greet you will be a female

RUBY:

MercuryDragon: He's authentic, folks.

RUBY: yeah i noticed

☀▃▂▁/V\iragε▁▂▃☀:

neoQpid: all 1 2 and 3 ..

from an indian ....

now say OOOOOMMMMM ..take deep breath..hold it inside for a moment..exhaling through mouth sayin ooooooooommmmmm...n yeah u to do longer that mmmmm part..lol

repeat 10 times a day early morning...
(no i dont do it now ,i used to when i was 15.. ...)

RUBY: ROBBIEmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2 robbie mmmmmmmmm

Comrade_: OOmmm and you'll please the wire God .

NeoQ ahh I see a very shy, beautiful Indian girl in your future, but as you visit the Hooorny room today bewarned that not everything is as it seems

neoQpid: excuse me doc..i guess she needs my help..

yeah u doing it right...close your eyes..now..what do u see?


Robbie williams.??? ...ah come on..i thot u r seeing nothing there. lol.

neoQpid: hahaha..well not all indians go to h%&$x room daily...but i guess they quite get the reputation here..m working on it...saying them to have girlfrnds in real life ...

u can understand the social pressure..as u psycatrists (spell check again pls )

some have low level of harmones too...a lil stable harmones..

Comrade_: haahaha ahman
I'll be a s%@ guru in another lifetime. ey maybe I'll write some tips for them.

neoQpid: well we have already written kamasutra..


i guess before things start getting warm up here...i should

ƬЄЄƇЄღ: No. 1

Winter0fDiscontent: The lottery number tht will win millions here with the exact date. it has to be before august. Thank you.

Comrade_: Teece today will be a good day for you, but be careful of the visiting stranger.

Comrade_: Ms Lore, I will not tell you the winning numbers..because I looked into the future and see what this money will turn you into and it will cause great pain and destruction.

Winter0fDiscontent: I dont understand why you insist on making me nervous...


Bahahahhaa

calybonos: Presses 5

Okay,so im splashing around in the pool in the grotto at the playboy mansion
with about a dozen centerfolds,when suddenly the water starts getting warmer
and turns yellow.Then im surrounded by bubbles,and there's a funny smell.

Suddenly the women are wearing chef's hats and their sexy smiles change to
ones of hunger.They all offer to spread suntan lotion on me,but it smells more
like bar-b-que sauce......weird huh?