Finish this sentence.... (Page 5)

RUBY: Dogs are more friendly..they're better than cats I think...
when I go mad I feel like....

Anne aka Mags: a padded cell


Happiness is...

☆Lucid☆: a mere illusion.



Vibrators are fun.....

Anne aka Mags: cos you don't have to sleep on a wet patch!

Single life is great...

Stupid_Hamster: cause you can party all night with out any problems




she like it when.............

oldtimeracer: I show up at her door.



Cars with big back seats are fun because...

StuckInTheSixties: ... it's easier to muscle the dead body into the car back there when you're heading out into the country to dump it.


I'm feeling naughty, and I think I'll ...

☀▃▂▁/V\iragε▁▂▃☀: watch a porno.





You have the right to.....

Sables: your won opinion.




great minds think alike.....

oldtimeracer: ...to bad there aren't enough great ones on this site to make one. I'm in the mood to just sit around and...

__Kally_: have some cocktails....





which is why.... when i got home from work...i.....

Taima: ..put my feet up and had a margarita.


When I come home from a bad day at work I............

Sables: expect boat drinks and a foot massage.




When he is done with the dinner and dishes....

Taima: ...he puts the washing on the line.


As Elmo said to Kermit...............

Morsy: giggle you are cute giggle giggle







Bananas in pyjamas didn't chase Teddy Bears they

Taima: ..tried to hump them



I'd like to tell my neighbour to...........

☆Lucid☆: go and get himself well and truly bent!




My neighbor sucks because...

Morsy: he has no teeth.







My neighbour drove his car into

☆Lucid☆: the Yeppoon police station.



My neighbor got arrested and

Morsy: and threw up in the paddy wagon.







My neighbour ran starkers down the street

☆Lucid☆: and I vomited loads.



My neighbor's unit was inspected by the health dept and....

Taima: ...he was arrested for being a dirty little pig.


The police then..........

☆Lucid☆: locked the filthy bugger up and threw away the key



And Lucid was a very very happy girl because....

Taima: ...she was sick & tired of living next to Mr. Dirty Piggy,

Meanwhile Mr. Dirty piggy..............

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