Randomness (Page 2) Loup_: The other random thought of the day is, "Have you ever wondered whether or not the people who send you mail and you open it without a letter opener have brushed their teeth before licking the envelope?" Buffywoo92: Random thought of the day...is BACONNAISE anything like Mayonaise????? Obviously I have too much thinking time on my hands. Buffywoo92: The fly will fly happily until he falls into a jar of BACONNAISE and becomes preserved like a prehistoric sap insect. ღஐღ Evi ღஐღ: Random thought of the day: I wonder if merc uses BACONNAISE as lube when he attempts to suck his own wang??? Jewby: The way in which this has devolved from a simple question of what random thought have you had all the way down to a strange conversation about the many supposed uses for baconnaise completely baffles me. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with you people and why does this crap pop up on my home page? For the love of anything that matters in this world, please stop using baconnaise as a lubrication. It has a tendency to cause infection. Don't ask how I know this, just take the advice and move along... Side note: My random thought of the day was upon waking up and pondering a dream...."I wonder if she knew I was going to bang her aunt..." Roo_: I wonder what chocolate cake with baconnaise filling tastes like while banging his aunt? PS i am not a chocoholic | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |