how to be a perfect girlfriend?

adiane_z26: ...........

duncan124: oh how quickly his morals disappear!!

harlett: oops ...adiane-z26 perhaps you ought to edit the title of this to... how to spot the wrong boyfriend............................

Hyenablood: wow falcon gets his panties up in a twist right away

harlett: jeepers ...BIRD...do you have any clue how insanely adulterated you sound...............quit...

firemandan: Perfect girlfriend? Just be yourself.

Hyenablood: falcon has probably already torn his hair out (if he had any) smashed his lovely face against the wall while screaming like a virgin sheep being raped by a horny wolf.

Caveman219: To be a perfect girlfriend.. like that can achieved lol. Perfection is temporary at best, if at all ever achieved. So.. don't bother your ass. just allow whatever happens, happen

Hyenablood: maybe you need to get good and drunk boy, it's clear that you cannot handle reality.* Raped like a virgin sheep, ha, love that one *

switnicky: thanks falcon for been straight n open minded...definitely all this people need some reprogramming upstairs,,good on u ,,cheers

Stewart75: Hmmm......... such great English/Spelling/Grammar/Thoughts............

Suggest you replace the 's' with a 't' Nicky...........

Just saying........ though, in English............ try it...............

switnicky: oh yea smart head...read between the words...thanks sir..lol

Stewart75: Yep, done......... the spaces between make perfect sense.... congrats............

switnicky: hmm English corrector or should i say MR TWINK for things to make perfect sense u need to accept that not everyone is perfect.Perfect girlfriend needs to have a perfect boyfriend..hard combination..too perfect is boring ..

err_HELLO: lol thats a relief i thought sumones brain had melted for a min there

OCD_OCD: I'll take the bait since no one else is treating this ridiculous question with the gravity it deserves.

Steak, sex, high heels, sex, thongs, sex, massage his ego, sex, grovel, sex, giggle, sex, back massage, sex.

simple

Comrade_: + know a bit about football.

Stewart75: Snoopy Jack plays FIFA................. hasn't he told you all about that one yet....?....

..... funny shit................

Comrade_: Jack Jr, still stalking? Funny shit.

Stewart75: 24/7 on Wire............. and he says he plays FIFA.............. this guy is full on BS............

Everything he says is............... bullshit........................

Stewart75: We shall eagerly await for his next fantasy story....... LMFAO........

........ see ya.......................