Problem/Solution (Page 3) Geoff: Put on a sweater. If that doesn't work, put on another. Then a onesy. Do I cut the blue wire? Or the yellow wire? Wild__: Break the bottle and the neck will make for a nice new ring. I drank way too much coffee and its too early for alcohol. Wild__: Do all of your house cleaning as fast as you can. That should warm you up. I'm going to miss Blu while she is away. Wild__: Buy one of those cool motorized wheel chairs, soup it up with some extra horse power, then run over the knees of joggers. And don't forget to buy some stock in the company that makes wheel chairs. I like to be aware of what's going on in the world yet news outlets cause depression. oneamazingworld: its called micotin and golds foot powder no worries no more sopranas on dvd - watched them all ColonelKusanagi: hang out with real gangsters and eat pizza or start breaking bad i want to start cooking to start eating already but it's not even the middle of the night. ColonelKusanagi: are you in space? come back down. tomorrow is thanksgiving and i gorge that day and gorged half of this one, microwaved things are ill advised. dizzyb4u: Set Alarm clock to wake you up the day after tomorrow ( gorge free day & probably lose weight from not eating a whole day) Pouring down & got to take dog out ColonelKusanagi: let him in the yard with an umbrella, towel him off on the way bac in to avoid the smell. i'm obliged to cook and i don't sleep that soundly. oneamazingworld: order in - hide the containers - put some flour on your nose and floor no one will know - then take a seroquil 8 hours before you order - it will work lots of blank christmas cards - no envelopes - cant find any to fit at Staples dizzyb4u: write them all out to yourself..... looks like you are very popular this year.. Inlaws coming to stay over Christmas how will I survive ? ColonelKusanagi: kill them all… with kindness. it's the saturday leading up to my shitty birthday and there's a blizzard and i have no friends. dizzyb4u: Start deducting years birthdays will be more fun....I will send you a card & throw a snowball at you...... l never get control of the TV remote ColonelKusanagi: take the batteries when no one is looking and hide them. no one gets the remote! or kill them, then you have it aall to yourself bwhahahaha i have a tornado of mess in my room from this stupid radiator replacement fiasco an i don't wanna clean up Geoff: Have a beer - if you can't ignore it - have another. Repeat I am still thinking that you were hiding the batteries from something else. Corwin: My problem at the moment is that I'm sober. But this problem has a very simple solution... ... a solution of 60% water and 40% alcohol in the form of a bottle of Vodka waiting for me in the kitchen. Laterz folks. ColonelKusanagi: you can make vodka from potatoes, if you have a lot you can crap accessories into the spares for a little drunk fun it takes too long to ferment and distill. :/ Geoff: Speak to the friendly physicists at Oak Ridge. th0r 88's Picture It's Monday tomorrow. I want more weekend. |