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BluPersuasion2
BluPersuasion2: *sending more Vodka..N not the chit kind*...
Heat on N still 58 degrees....
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Geoff
Geoff: Put on a sweater. If that doesn't work, put on another. Then a onesy.

Do I cut the blue wire? Or the yellow wire?
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Blue wire but sit in the bath when you do

I have my finger stuck in a wine bottle
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Wild__
Wild__: Break the bottle and the neck will make for a nice new ring.

I drank way too much coffee and its too early for alcohol.
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BluPersuasion2
BluPersuasion2: Goody! I need your energy for house cleaning...
Heat on N 65 degrees now...
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Wild__
Wild__: Do all of your house cleaning as fast as you can. That should warm you up.

I'm going to miss Blu while she is away.
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: take a picture, it faps longer

i can't use my knees at all
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Wild__
Wild__: Buy one of those cool motorized wheel chairs, soup it up with some extra horse power, then run over the knees of joggers.
And don't forget to buy some stock in the company that makes wheel chairs.

I like to be aware of what's going on in the world yet news outlets cause depression.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Today's news is shite just watch reruns of family guy...

My feet smell
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oneamazingworld
oneamazingworld: its called micotin and golds foot powder no worries

no more sopranas on dvd - watched them all
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: hang out with real gangsters and eat pizza or start breaking bad

i want to start cooking to start eating already but it's not even the middle of the night.
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oneamazingworld
oneamazingworld: use a barbie or frozen in mic - s happens
gotta new cpap no air
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: are you in space? come back down.

tomorrow is thanksgiving and i gorge that day and gorged half of this one, microwaved things are ill advised.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Set Alarm clock to wake you up the day after tomorrow ( gorge free day & probably lose weight from not eating a whole day)

Pouring down & got to take dog out

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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: let him in the yard with an umbrella, towel him off on the way bac in to avoid the smell.

i'm obliged to cook and i don't sleep that soundly.
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oneamazingworld
oneamazingworld: order in - hide the containers - put some flour on your nose and floor no one will know - then take a seroquil 8 hours before you order - it will work

lots of blank christmas cards - no envelopes - cant find any to fit at Staples
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: write them all out to yourself..... looks like you are very popular this year..

Inlaws coming to stay over Christmas how will I survive ?
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: kill them all… with kindness.

it's the saturday leading up to my shitty birthday and there's a blizzard and i have no friends.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Start deducting years birthdays will be more fun....I will send you a card & throw a snowball at you......
l never get control of the TV remote
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: take the batteries when no one is looking and hide them. no one gets the remote! or kill them, then you have it aall to yourself bwhahahaha

i have a tornado of mess in my room from this stupid radiator replacement fiasco an i don't wanna clean up
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Geoff
Geoff: Have a beer - if you can't ignore it - have another.
Repeat

I am still thinking that you were hiding the batteries from something else.
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Corwin
Corwin: My problem at the moment is that I'm sober. But this problem has a very simple solution...
... a solution of 60% water and 40% alcohol in the form of a bottle of Vodka waiting for me in the kitchen. Laterz folks.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Joins Corvin *hopes Mz is there too

What if there is not enough Vodka for all ......
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: you can make vodka from potatoes, if you have a lot you can crap accessories into the spares for a little drunk fun

it takes too long to ferment and distill. :/
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Geoff
Geoff: Speak to the friendly physicists at Oak Ridge.
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It's Monday tomorrow. I want more weekend.
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