Problem/Solution (Page 11) ColonelKusanagi: egt some guns to take out those troubling you and help it along a little further i wanna eat my bacon sammich but my face is already so shiny Geoff: Grill the bacon. Or use a slightly more astringent soap. Or don't go out in daylight. I live in the UK, guns are a little hard to come by. ColonelKusanagi: DIY of course, tutorials are available online but i don't recommend searching for them unless you want more trouble, head to the library for some nostalgic learning. it snowed last night and the chill is giving me a rage boner, i don't even have that equipment. dizzyb4u: Well one month ago so things must have thawed out by now (snow & boner) But I month has gone by & still cannot suss out windows 8 ColonelKusanagi: take a mallet to it and see if that doesn't sort thins out. alternately you can watch how to videos with sarcastic commentary. i had food poisoning and i still have the hershey squirts. dizzyb4u: I make my own vino do have a few spare corks... I am getting bored with # .....ffs its taken over the viral world dizzyb4u: Lay down in a cool dark room (don´t know if this works) but it sounds good.... Builders are next door making a too much noise giving me a headache & I have no dark rooms ! ColonelKusanagi: ear plugs help the tiniest bit if the sound of your own juices doesn't drive you mad, you could also shoot them i often make lots of noise building and i don't take kindly to gunfire. jbananaz234: Move to a remote area where other inhabitants are few and far between. I have spinach stuck between my teeth.. ColonelKusanagi: fake your own death and go on vacation. it's a holiday and i've forgotten how to rest Mz Demeanor: have someone duct tape you to a chair, leaving one arm free for delivering your favorite alcoholic beverage to your lips I don't like that the daylight hours are getting shorter every day Geoff: Move to Australia or New Zealand - their days are currently getting longer. I need a beer, but I am at work. lori100: Have an old fashioned eel frying party I have too many books and not enough shelves for them Mz Demeanor: Buy or build more shelves or have an old-fashioned book burning. I need to find a good book to read. |