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Lilliputia
Lilliputia: Ignore the ones that aren't getting the gist of what they're supposed to be doing an move on...

This forum is losing it's steam and needs a revival from it's originator...
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: poke him with a stick? not too hard and not too thick, wouldn't wanna be a dick.

i'm freezing
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Lilliputia
Lilliputia: Me too!!!! I put on a hat and drank a cup of hot tea... helped me out.. made me hot..

I'm falling asleep..
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Put finger in electric socket..


How do you remove smell of kippers...
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: rotting flesh should clear away any fishiness

the cat keeps pestering my jabbing me with a single claw to demand attention

(Edited by ColonelKusanagi)
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Feed cat. They own you not the other way...

Keep dreaming of dinosaurs
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: Stop reading dino porn

the cat doesn't want food it wants scratches
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Buy it kitten mittens

I have bad breath I love garlic..
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oneamazingworld
oneamazingworld: dating a vampire is out of the question try a mint

dishes are piling up - no detergent - mother in law coming to visit



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BluPersuasion2
BluPersuasion2: Fk the dishes, Chinet is replaceable, sheeeesh!
I need to make dinner but everything is frozen...
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Wild__
Wild__: Just eat it frozen and have your teeth replaced with solid steel, as needed, so you don't have to wait for frozen food to thaw in the future.

I can't make meaningful or insightful contributions to science or political threads due to the high volume of imbeciles that follow those threads.
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Geoff
Geoff: The internet is neither parliament or an academy of science; don't expect sensible debate to go uninterrupted by idiots on Wireclub. There are serious debate websites where such things can be discussed by people with an interest in the facts, and resort to common sense and research rather than name-calling and saying "nu-huh".

It's Sunday morning and the church bells always wake me up to damned early.
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BluPersuasion2
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BluPersuasion2
BluPersuasion2: The church bells are an alarm clock to get everyone up N ready for church today
Itz 28 degrees F N the heater stopped working...
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oneamazingworld
oneamazingworld: Turn Up The Heat Or Cuddle Its Safer

furnace down icicles everywhere
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: open the windows and start a trash fire in the living-room.

i drank too much last night
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Geoff
Geoff: Hair of the dog should solve any problems. Although don't stray too far from a toilet.

I have cramp in my leg.
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Wild__
Wild__: Drink a lot of water, or vodka. Same thing.

I have four flat tires and a dead battery.
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Geoff
Geoff: Walk?

Water or vodka? For cramp? Well, now I am drunk and need to piss, but my leg still hurts.
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Wild__
Wild__: I've always been told water and potassium are good for cramps. I'll stick with coffee atm.

Turn on your web cam such that if you fall down, you can share that special moment with us via YouTube.

I want do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal.
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: get better at hiding bodies and or framing more awful people.

i picked up a stray yesterday and the other occupants want her dead.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: Take the vagrant/tramp back on the street she will be safer there

My workmen keep using my conifers as a toilet
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Geoff
Geoff: The nitrates are good for them, just tell the workmen to aim at the roots.

I'm hungry.
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dizzyb4u
dizzyb4u: drink more vodka pass out hunger problem solved

I want some wine but cannot find opener
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Geoff
Geoff: Use a pen to push the cork into the bottle. It does mean you have to drink the whole lot. Don't try to do it with your finger, it'll get stuck (your finger, not the cork).

I don't have enough vodka to pass out.
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