USE MY LAST WORD (Page 345) doodlebugck™: Today is the first day of the rest of my life, or is it the rest day of the last of my life?  Corwin: Life is like a box of chocolates... you take one out thinking it's gonna be that maraschino cherry one with the gooey filling, but it turns out to be that disgusting orange crud, and you put it back in the box with a bite taken out of it. Then you try another, and another, but no matter what shape it is they're all filled with that same disgusting crud, and before long you're left with a whole box of crappy chocolates with bites taken out of them. Sure, you could have gotten the more expensive chocolates that come with a little map that tells you what each one is, but if you do that you'll just go for the good ones right off the bat, and then you're left with a box of chocolates with all the good ones eaten out of it, and all that's left are those same crappy ones that nobody wants to eat anyway and you can't even pawn them off on your "friends", which in fact aren't really your "friends" because they're just over to get their hands on the good chocolates in your box knowing that you spend the extra money to buy the ones with the little map that tells you which ones are the good ones. At this point you could just throw yourself under a bus and be done with it, but I've found a better solution is to forgo the whole "box of chocolates" thing altogether and opt out for a big bag of cheeseburgers instead. No such thing as a crappy cheeseburger.  near50ohoh: Cheeseburgers can be great if you get a good bun and some good meat and cheese cuzz the rest are condiments |
