USE MY LAST WORD (Page 304)

near50ohoh: Pieces of pie are best with ice cream and company

jbananaz234: Company HALT! Ordered the unit Sergeant.

drywitty: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band had some funky outfits.

CarterMatthews: Outfits suck if the chick is too chubby to wear them cause then all her fat can hang out.

near50ohoh: "Out damn spot "

jbananaz234: Spot treatments for stains have greatly improved.

CarterMatthews: Improved performance comes when a person has a different perspective on life and a new attitude too.

near50ohoh: Too many things are foisted on the poor

CarterMatthews: Poor people need our help in this ridiculous time of economic crisis in our country right now today.

near50ohoh: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"

CarterMatthews: Life does not have a script so be careful who you allow to enter inside of it... just saying..

near50ohoh: Sayings are often words born in necessity and gathered wisdom

CarterMatthews: Wisdom is something we all wish could come over night, but this is just not simply possible.

ColonelKusanagi: possible outcomes include explosions and implosions.

jbananaz234: Implosions are what we sometimes call spontaneous combustion.

kinggary377: combustion occurs in an engine

Corwin: "Engine Ooh-itty" is an engine's capacity to make people go "Oooooh" when you pop the hood and show people how shiny it is.

drywitty: Is it better to get your vitamin D from the rays of the sun or to not let the light hit you directly, thereby blocking the vitamins?

kinggary377: vitamins are essential for good health though which ones and how much is debatable

near50ohoh: Debatable issues are fun cuzz they cause people to talk

ColonelKusanagi: talk to me about my walk one more time and i'll knock your lights out

CarterMatthews: Out Side I let my cat carouse to the other side of the fence because he has other assorted and professional issues that needs dealing with.

ColonelKusanagi: with the pains in my feet i might just kick you in the face for some relief.

CarterMatthews: Relief is never something you get when you are doing homework and you wish that you were in bed snuggling with your cat instead.

near50ohoh: Instead of just your cat, don't you wish there was a human to snuggle with?