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NumbnutzANumpty: hit dusty with it, saying "take that dusty"....and from nowhere gary barlow appeared n said....

MyRoboticLimb_iD: "I was one of those kids that's forever dancing in front of the TV looking at my reflection." Then Gary grabbed the mic and started to deep throat it. With in seconds this action brought back to life Freddy Mercury and he then proceeded to...

Fallen Angel: ....sing a medley of Take That's greatest hits. He had just finished 'Back for Good' when.......

Wampum6: He looked down and, with chagrin, he noticed he had forgotten his......

Fallen Angel: ...shoes. ''Crap,'he yelled; 'this means I'll be barefoot all day, what the hell am I supposed to do?''
''You can borrow mine,'' Gary Barlow replied; 'I have a touch of Athlete's Foot, but you don't have to worry about catching it because....

nekromancer07: because I'd be a little more worried about that rattlesnake coiling around your ankle. With that Elvis came and gave the ol rattlesnake a whack with his guitar. "Take that" Elvis said, but just then the rattlesnake turned and...

Wampum6: slithered around behind Elvis, coiled and......

Fallen Angel: ....cleared it's throat, then said: ''Gee Mr Presley, I've always dreamed of this moment, I'm your biggest fan, I've got all of your records. Might I trouble you for an autograph?'' Elvis took out a pen and paper, he was just about to write, when suddenly, completely without warning....

nekromancer07: he sneezed, and scared the poor snake away. Back on the road to Disneyworld, he remembered he had a show to do in Vegas. He just arived in Vegas when..

Fallen Angel: ...Siegfried and Roy appeared from nowhere and said that they had some earth shattering information. ''So, you guys gonna tell me or not,'' Elvis said, impatiently tapping his foot to the beat in his head.
''You're not going to like this one bit,'' Roy stammered; 'in fact it will come as a major shock, but......'

_FaTiMa_: you really aren't the the number one selling artist of all time, it's all been a hoax, I'm sorry to inform you that you are not longer King, Elivs....

Excellency: Michael jackson squeezed by you on his way to little jons house...

Fallen Angel: ...''No way,!'' Elvis shrieked; 'I didn't sing my butt off all these years only to have some two bit pretender seize my crown! Where is this wannabe king?''
A girlish voice answered. ''I'm right here, big guy.''
Elvis turned around. Sure enough, there was Michael Jackson. Elvis' eyes widened in shock and horror when he saw the....

Teece: that face!! It didn't look anything like the Michael Jackson he remembered... "You couln't possibly be Michael Jackson" he bellowed, "your the wrong colour and have the weirdest shaped nose I have ever seen". Michael started to cry. Just then............

Crayon.: Bubbles the monkey appeared out of nowhere. In his hand he held a..

Fallen Angel: ..Picture of Elvis in his fat days. ''Leave Michael alone,'' he said; 'nobody's perfect, you too changed beyond recognition.''
''A talking monkey,!'' gasped Elvis.
Bubbles rolled his eyes. ''Why the surprise, did you not realise that there was a reason that Michael kept me around all these years-it's because I can communicate on a verbal level.''
Elvis was beyond shock. This day had been crazy; talking snakes, talking monkeys, Michael Jackson-it couldn't possibly get any weirder. Just as he was thinking this, a sudden.....

nekromancer07: two men in suits walked up to Elvis and handed him something and said, take these, you have a show to do now. And take this Bubbles with you, your now a team. Like Martin and Lewis. So Elvis grabed Bubbles by the hand, and led him out onto stage. Where they began to...

Fallen Angel: ...perform the opening act from Othello to a captive audience. But one member of the audience was not at all happy with their performance. This person had sneaked into the theatre incognito. If only Elvis and Bubbles could foretell what horror lay in store, then they never would have agreed to any of this, because the person who sat silently seething in the back row, was none other than....

Janey1992: Nothing to see here. Post deleted by user.

NumbnutzANumpty: j kay from jamiraqui strutting his sexy lil ass on the dance floor he said to elvis

Janey1992: queen elizabeth the 52nd she had with her a gun which she held to her head and said...

Krooked_Anti_Hero: Suck on this! As she went to pull the trigger Satan pops out of the gun and says "There are better ways to end your suffering then this!" And she said "Ok! Like what?!?" And Satan unleashed a plague of japanese giant hornets and they stung and fed off of her until the Ghost of Steve Irwin showed up and...

Fallen Angel: ...said; ''Crikey, we got a big one here!'

redrobin313: untill his dad cought him ,and he was slapped silly

_FaTiMa_: which he rather enjoyed considering his father used the feather duster to beat him on the.....