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Wampum6
Wampum6: his new nosehairs flapped in the breeze when he laughed....
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NumbnutzANumpty
NumbnutzANumpty: but laugh he didn t. Instead he....
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Wampum6
Wampum6: sneezed, and guess what.....he.....
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scionschild_
scionschild_: farted, too!
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NumbnutzANumpty
NumbnutzANumpty: fooking woke up....AGAIN!!...oh no! This time he thought im gonna follow....
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Wampum6
Wampum6: follow my instincts, he said, and I am going try my hardest to.....
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A_Muse_Mint101
A_Muse_Mint101: continue to figure out what happened to miss piggy, find out what the penguin did with the commissioner, and ..
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Wampum6
Wampum6: and then possibly skate out of town to continue....
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Teece
Teece: his quest in making people still believe he was alive. "its gonna be a bit tough to do without these eyebrows..." he sang as he left. Just then, there was a huge bang....
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Excellency
Excellency: it was the still in the backyard..the corn mash had overheated,a nd his dixie moonshine was afire! oh no he cried, what will i do to save my fortune in hoochie booze......
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hobostu
hobostu: and so he got on the phone and made a few calls to his vigilante, booze makin' uncles in the Kentucky back hills, and informed me they were on the way
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A_Muse_Mint101
A_Muse_Mint101: ..to Carnegie Hall where they are going to sell themselves as dates for the night, until..
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Wampum6
Wampum6: ....they figure out that nobody wants them, so they hunker down and plot to........
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Excellency
Excellency: drink all the corn liquor as flaming tulips.. a cajun drink where you actually can catch your two lips on fire.. the benifit to drinking it is you know the alcohol is very powerful......after a few roounds of flaming tulips, elvis's family decides........
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nekromancer07
nekromancer07: decides to take a road trip to Disneyland. But on the way...
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Wampum6
Wampum6: But on the way they stop for a few days in the Badlands, and....
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Excellency
Excellency: find a restaraunt that serves the most wonderful new meal called prairie oysters.....
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Wampum6
Wampum6: As in Rocky Mountain oysters?
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Wampum6
Wampum6: So they sat down at the table----ready to savor this new delicacy-----the nifty little guys that they could roll around in their mouths.....but not everyone enjoyed them, one couldn't even try them when he found out what they were, but.........
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Excellency
Excellency: Corn liquor makes for craziness..they hid the oysters in spagetti sauce, called them meatballs and served them to the cousin with the weak stomach..a great meal was had by all until.....
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Wampum6
Wampum6: ....somebody spilled beans about the spaghetti souse and the one woth the weak stomach upchucked all he had eaten---and ran from the group, only to.........
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MyRoboticLimb_iD
MyRoboticLimb_iD: start spewing up pea soup as well! Someone shouts; "He's possessed!" Along with another shouting; "Call a priest, we need to have ourselves an exorcism!" They all huddle around the split pea spewing cousin with a weak stomach and start to chant...
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hobostu
hobostu: "Chug! Chug! Chug!", as cousin earl hands the ill man a mug of beer...
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Excellency
Excellency: After all that beer, they naturally decided to go water skiing..but with no boat nor water.... some innovation had to be used. elvis strapped two twisted planks to his feet, and had cousin dusty pull him with a busted up 1972 caddilac fleetwood.. dusty roads sure are fun!
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Wampum6
Wampum6: But Elvis fell, and his body was covered with raspberries from head to toe. But someone handed him his guitar and with a pit of blood he began to..........
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