Add a sentence.. (Page 3) A_Muse_Mint101: continue to figure out what happened to miss piggy, find out what the penguin did with the commissioner, and .. Teece: his quest in making people still believe he was alive. "its gonna be a bit tough to do without these eyebrows..." he sang as he left. Just then, there was a huge bang.... Excellency: it was the still in the backyard..the corn mash had overheated,a nd his dixie moonshine was afire! oh no he cried, what will i do to save my fortune in hoochie booze...... hobostu: and so he got on the phone and made a few calls to his vigilante, booze makin' uncles in the Kentucky back hills, and informed me they were on the way A_Muse_Mint101: ..to Carnegie Hall where they are going to sell themselves as dates for the night, until.. Excellency: drink all the corn liquor as flaming tulips.. a cajun drink where you actually can catch your two lips on fire.. the benifit to drinking it is you know the alcohol is very powerful......after a few roounds of flaming tulips, elvis's family decides........ Wampum6: So they sat down at the table----ready to savor this new delicacy-----the nifty little guys that they could roll around in their mouths.....but not everyone enjoyed them, one couldn't even try them when he found out what they were, but......... Excellency: Corn liquor makes for craziness..they hid the oysters in spagetti sauce, called them meatballs and served them to the cousin with the weak stomach..a great meal was had by all until..... Wampum6: ....somebody spilled beans about the spaghetti souse and the one woth the weak stomach upchucked all he had eaten---and ran from the group, only to......... MyRoboticLimb_iD: start spewing up pea soup as well! Someone shouts; "He's possessed!" Along with another shouting; "Call a priest, we need to have ourselves an exorcism!" They all huddle around the split pea spewing cousin with a weak stomach and start to chant... Excellency: After all that beer, they naturally decided to go water skiing..but with no boat nor water.... some innovation had to be used. elvis strapped two twisted planks to his feet, and had cousin dusty pull him with a busted up 1972 caddilac fleetwood.. dusty roads sure are fun! Wampum6: But Elvis fell, and his body was covered with raspberries from head to toe. But someone handed him his guitar and with a pit of blood he began to.......... |