Add a sentence.. (Page 2) You_Know_Who: of course it's me silly, and as I always say: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” so carry on... scionschild_: faux Elvis sighed with relief, not being Jewish, he LOVES his pulled pork, so settled back in-between uppers and downers and adreneline shots directly into the heart, for a long, sweet convo with Miss Piggy! scionschild_: when, of a sudden, he heard the deep, basso voice of Richard from the Oak Ridge Boys who once sang with "the real Elvis"!!! You_Know_Who: Richard sang his heart out bellowing "The Boys are back, bustin' on the scene We ain't got nothin' now that wasn't first in our dreams We got Jesus in the front seat steerin' this thing We're right on track, no matter how it stacks The Boys are back, the Boys are back ... NumbnutzANumpty: Then there was a knock on the door.....it was prince charles, he was carrying a......  Excellency: Charles soon got tired of "elvis's" southern drawl and uh huhs' and left for tea and crumpets, Elvis was more interested in queludes and methanphedamines for some strange reason.... hobostu: After coaxing Elvis to take a bath, the only clean clothes I had that would fit him was an oversized dress left over from my bigger days, and a pink jogging suit, which he squeezed on and then he asked me if I'd give him a ride to... Teece: Graceland. He felt like a total dick in my clothes and needed to rifle through his wardrobe to find his favourite jumpsuit. When we arrived.... Teece: people partying in the Jungle room. There were 2 half naked females dancing on the bar and they.......... hobostu: gave fake Elvis a lap dance so raunchy that even Hugh Hefner would have blushed...I didn't know exactly what to do with myself there, so I ... Teece: went exploring the mansion. There were parties going on in a host of different places - all raucous drunk people listening to Elvis music. When I got to the top of the staircase I ran into.......... Krooked_Anti_Hero: Asked Elvis Aka Bruce Cambell and he said with POWER "Bring more WOMEN!!! If there are more than there are less to question Everything!" Which led to...... hobostu: ...the realization that Graceland must have the best drugs in the country. I wandered down a hallway and heard a strange noise coming from one of the rooms. Quietly turning the knob, I pushed the door ajar, and lo and behold... Krooked_Anti_Hero: There was a shitload of money! And a bunch of Marcos Pizzas With Cheeto Puffs Which whatever zombies that had nothing to do with the pizza or food exept for the the taste of fleeeeeeeeeeeesh! And Chuck Norris showed up with 9 different emotions on and he said... COORS ORIGINAL is a DAMN GOOD BREW! Which led to..... hobostu: flooded with relief, I rolled over, deciding I deserved at least another hour of sleep, when I felt a foot touch mine. My eyes popped open and there lay fake Elvis.... Excellency: snoring lightly and drooling down his cheek. Elton john glasses on and smeared with colorful lipstick traded for sweat and stamina. Elvis was one tired little camper(light on the little). I decided to let him....... scionschild_: continue to touch himself as he slept so peacefully, rocking his pelvis just like in the bloom of his youth! |
