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Wonderbunny: You mean like a club a caveman would have used?

kingdafella: Or is it a club sandwich? Can I club you with it?

(Edited by kingdafella)

Wonderbunny: Is the sandwich made out of a very hard stale French bread stick?

near50ohoh: wouldn't that make a good club?

kingdafella: You have someone in mind we could club? How about that dude with the beard and cowboy hat?

(Edited by kingdafella)

Corwin: Can I get extra mayo on that sandwich?

near50ohoh: isn't mustard the healthier choice?

Corwin: If I'm getting beaten to death with it, does it really matter how healthy the condiments are?

Wonderbunny: Who said anything about death?

near50ohoh: Perhaps Corvin feels that you would have to include death to successfully beat him?

Wonderbunny: Who am I to guess his feelings?

Corwin: A non-lethal beating would be a waste of a good sandwich, don't you think?

Wonderbunny: Are you ready to die to avoid this waste?

near50ohoh: It appears so doesn't it?

kingdafella: After we club him with the club sandwich do we have time to go to the book club for the book review and have a glass of club soda?

Wonderbunny: Is it a tall glass?

near50ohoh: Is it a novella or a full novel?

Nicotina: How many pages does a novel have?

Corwin: Can I peek to the last page and see how it ends?

Wonderbunny: Is it a happy ending?

near50ohoh: do you read the brief before you decide whether or not you want to read the book?

Wonderbunny: Doesn't everyone?

Corwin: What if somebody is wearing boxers instead of briefs?

near50ohoh: aren't you afraid of paper cuts??

Wonderbunny: Are you afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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