Is human cannibalism wrong? (Page 8)

WaxItYourself
WaxItYourself: Only if it's raw. Not too sure what disease you could get from eating raw human.
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CandyRivers
CandyRivers: the guy who started this thread is the best guy in wire!
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EyeHateGod
EyeHateGod: the rotenburg cannibal would say other wise
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vienna288
vienna288: I heard about a cannibal who passed his brother on the street......
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electrician25hr
electrician25hr: R U SERIOUS EVEN JUST ASKING THE QUESTION IS WRONG, NEVER MINED EVEN THINKING ABOUT EATING ANOTHER PERSON...
UNLESS ITS AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION THEN EVERY BODY CAN BE EATEN WITH KETCHUP.....
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: I see nothing wrong about eating a human if you are in a survival situation, a shipwreck or plane crash, and the person you are eating was killed quickly in the original event. Bleed him or her by slicing the throat from ear to ear and hanging by the feet. A knife can be used to cut between the tibia and Achilles tendon. A rope can be threaded through both legs, or you could hang the carcass from a broken branch.

I think it would be similar to gutting a deer. Try not to puncture any organs. Preserving evidence of sex would not be required.

I would de-bone the larger chunks of meat. I'm thinking the legs and buttocks could be the best meat. The ribs would probably be damaged if the person was killed in a violent crash. You could French the legs to allow the bone to be used as a kind of rotisserie allowing ease of cooking over a fire.

If you happen to have herbs and spices with you, I would suggest lots of black pepper, garlic and some rosemary. Sear it if you can, then reduce heat and cook until medium. or about 160 F. The blood would make a great sauce.
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electrician25hr
electrician25hr: Eating another person would be OK. But if you ate another person who just finished eating another person well that is just sick.......
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rosco4u
rosco4u: The medical industry cannibalizes us all the time, and it's perfectly ok. If U'r doin` it for nourishment or `mojo`, doesn't matter what the circumstances, ppl will justify any thing so long as thier needs are meet, like we can litigate our reasons on judgement day. Some people got ball's to just die, like u'r suppose to when U'r time comes.
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: It would be nice to know that, when I die, my remains will be treated with dignity. Nothing over medium rare, served with ice cold beer or sparkling white wine, the finest napkins, and the best cutlery.

Check out my comedy forum 'Tell Us A Joke!' and post a new one - no-one laughs for free!
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NiteMarcher
NiteMarcher: This could all come about if we choose to continue wiping out whatever resources remain on our planet. GMOs don't help the situation either...we're slowly killing off whatever remains in our oceans by the run off of pesticides and waste, by the nuclear waste that we can't see, through chemical warfare and toxins released within the atmosphere and the list goes on and on...forget about taking care of mother earth...that went out the window a long time ago...
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: I can't do anything about the rest of the planet, but I can do everything I can for my own patch of ground. I haul in manure and seaweed, use as much of my own compost as I can and grow as much food as possible. The only chemicals I use are dormant oil spray for my peach tree and household vinegar for unwanted indigineous growth.

If we, as a society, were to use every available space to grow food, we would all be better off. By nurturing some food-providing plants, we will learn about love for our planet.

Hopefully I will never need to cannabilize a GMO-containing human!
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wargypsi2014
wargypsi2014: Well if I were a cannibal there are a few that deserve it in life ha ha!! I've read lots on serial killers and cannibals they are usually unique IQ that I adore. Something that is ancient time is eating a human. To some that is normal!!
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: So what's similar about fried chicken and a woman in a bikini?

The white meat's the best!
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wargypsi2014
wargypsi2014: But people need to feast lol
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: Cannibalism is the best solution currently available to overpopulation. I think eating vegetarian or vegan is healthier than eating a carnivore.
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wargypsi2014
wargypsi2014: Eat a vegiTarien lmao!! Is it like ordering a pizza?!? Anyone??
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more_the_better
more_the_better: *on the topic of Soylent Cola*
Fry: "How's it taste?"
Leela: "Eh, it varies from person to person."
Futurama ep. 1ACV13
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Murrh
Murrh: Kuru
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godlucifer
godlucifer: lol
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Murrh
Murrh: Best solution to overpopulation.. what's wrong with war!? oh, that's right, the plain and the obvious. Good point on the vegetarian/vegan call.. excluding the oceans we typically imbide herbivores.. and the herbivore lifestyle has a lot less demanding on space.. it takes about as much space to graze a cow, as what it would to feed the person.. hell I think you may have stumbled on the answer.. EVERYONE SHOULD GO VEGETARIAN, not cannibal.. never know it might even be healthy.
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Murrh
Murrh: hides from the hungry glances.. brandishes pitchfork warily.
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Big Bopper
Big Bopper: Yeah, war. War would be OK if you ate everyone you kill.
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FlashW
FlashW: Information for those who loudly do not approve but feel temptation of eating... here is ABC http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human
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wargypsi2014
wargypsi2014: Too cool on the topic that made my day with my mood!!
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StephyLee
StephyLee: Save me the eyeballs!
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