Is this normal?

Dan_Long: The other night I brought home this smoking hot girl and we started getting frisky. When I started to go down on her I was surprised by what looked surprisingly like a penis. She told me that she just has a large clitoris. Relived, I started to perform oral sex on her. Only, when she climaxed, my mouth filled with ejaculate. Noticing my concern, she told me that she is a squirter, apologized for getting ejaculate in my eye and insisted I swallow. Eager to please, I did so then went in for the main event. but before I could penetrate her, she got on top, turned me around and penetrated ME with her oversized clitoris. This lasted about thirty seconds after which she slapped me on the ass and told me to make a sandwich for her. Gentleman that I am, I obliged but when I returned with her sandwich she had already fallen asleep.

Worst. Date. Ever.

demented diode: lol u shore it wasnt a small dick from all the hormones u poor barstard lol

Dan_Long: Of course not! Girls don't have dicks.