"I don't mind that your married!" That's nice, but my wife does. Dan_Long: Recently had the following conversation: girl: You are very handsome and sexy. Me: I'm also very married. Girl: awww, i don't mind. Me: My wife minds. Girl: Actually, I think i know where you work and it's very close to my home. Me: Well, my wife knows where i sleep AND where the butchers knife is. Girl: You know? What she doesn't know wont hurt her. Me: I'm not worried about hurting her. I'm worried she'll hurt ME! Girl: How does she feel about threesomes? Me: She doesn't mind threesomes. She is very approving in fact just so long as they don't involve her or me. Girl: You and I really aren't going to have any fun, are we? Me: We will have lots of fun... Just not together. (Post deleted by Renee Yao ) (Post deleted by Lina1990 ) Iowagent58: I did see the humor, Dan. And appreciated it. Clever and witty. You'd make a good play-write! kittyfriendly22: very nice!. Stay happily married. Next time, just say to her "i have to go, cant talk anymore." Iowagent58: Come on, people, lighten up. Dan was just demonstrating a clever play on words. In doing so he created an amusing short dialogue. I'd like to see him keep it going. LuckyIrish: Wow..if my husband had only been as faithful as you....your wife is a very lucky woman.....gives me hope that one day I will find someone....w2g... | Dating Chat Room Similar Conversations |