"I don't mind that your married!" That's nice, but my wife does.

Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Recently had the following conversation:

girl: You are very handsome and sexy.
Me: I'm also very married.

Girl: awww, i don't mind.
Me: My wife minds.

Girl: Actually, I think i know where you work and it's very close to my home.
Me: Well, my wife knows where i sleep AND where the butchers knife is.

Girl: You know? What she doesn't know wont hurt her.
Me: I'm not worried about hurting her. I'm worried she'll hurt ME!

Girl: How does she feel about threesomes?
Me: She doesn't mind threesomes. She is very approving in fact just so long as they don't involve her or me.

Girl: You and I really aren't going to have any fun, are we?
Me: We will have lots of fun... Just not together.


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Renee Yao
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Sounds like you failed to see the humor in this exchange.
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Lina1990
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Iowagent58
Iowagent58: I did see the humor, Dan. And appreciated it. Clever and witty. You'd make a good play-write!
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Thank you lowagent
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kittyfriendly22
kittyfriendly22: very nice!. Stay happily married. Next time, just say to her "i have to go, cant talk anymore."
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SillySally8
SillySally8: well done dan!!! ahahahah
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JenniferLeila
JenniferLeila: It's funny cause you never actually poiny blank say no.....why not?
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: I guess im just an attention whore
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JenniferLeila
JenniferLeila: Lol solid answer
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varun4ever
varun4ever: but did this happen on wire?
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Robot Seb
Robot Seb: Dan needs the "Hubby of the year" award for this.
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Iowagent58
Iowagent58: Come on, people, lighten up. Dan was just demonstrating a clever play on words. In doing so he created an amusing short dialogue. I'd like to see him keep it going.
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Nataliw
Nataliw: For a second I thought that girl can be your wife
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Fion got to me first, i guess
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Thorns
Thorns: I love that conversation. So much more fun then simply saying no and blocking!
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Scopinitout1
Scopinitout1: I agree, Thorns.
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varun4ever
varun4ever: what conversation?
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Scopinitout1
Scopinitout1: The conversation that started this thread, varun4ever.
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varun4ever
varun4ever: ooh ok
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LuckyIrish
LuckyIrish: Wow..if my husband had only been as faithful as you....your wife is a very lucky woman.....gives me hope that one day I will find someone....w2g...
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: We are divorced.
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varun4ever
varun4ever: Lol
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