Bait and Switch, But I made a promise before God

jewats99
jewats99: Dating was hot! We never took our clothes off, but if we had she certainly would have been needing birth control. Lot of dry humping in every position imaginable. She couldn't get enough! Nor could I! Many tender moments as well, just holding each other and talking. Special kisses, in special places... Then, even on the honeymoon, she doesn't like that. It tickles..., don't do that... I'm too shy to be on top... I have held up my promise for 30 years to be faithful, but I can't be celebate for the rest of my life. What am I supposed to do!
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Livin on the Edge
Livin on the Edge: Yikes, if you're truly serious here, I'd recommend a Marriage Counsellor right away, rather than a Divorce Lawyer... Intimacy is integral to the growth of any relationship.
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deacon7771
deacon7771: "But I made a promise before God" WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Do you seriously believe that some "All Mighty GOD" who knows all and sees all and loves you would hold you to a "promise" that you made while you were clearly being mislead (that is LIED TO). Look, even the marginally functional U.S. "justice" system recognizes that when a contract or a promise is BASED ON A LIE, the contract (or promise) is broken. If you were to buy a "pound of tomatoes" and the grocer gives you a one pound bag of onions that were spray painted red, you are NOT obligated to pay for those "tomatoes" (actually onions).

I myself cannot believe in a "God" that most Christians, Muslims and even Jews seem to believe in, but seriously, THINK about it, IF there is a supreme being, can't you give that supreme being credit for having a brain? THINK about it, "God" knows full well you were LIED to, you were tricked, and you are completely absolved of any obligation to remain loyal to a LIAR.
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