LaDyR0cKer: ~Let me find out
~Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants.
~I like that outfit but it would look better on my floor.
*add your own*

jeffsmokeit: pm me

GoofyGuy: Whether you go home with me tonight or not, I'm gonna be up in those guts!! So what do you say?

pilgrim12: If i dont take you home your missing out on the biggest thing since the effiel tower i can speak french too j'etoile la plus brilliant dans le ciel du soir devrait porter votre nom.

GoofyGuy: Can I see your tits?

pilgrim12: Mine or hers? sorry try harder lol

GoofyGuy: Hers.

pilgrim12: Phewwww got that sorted ,ok good luck.

GoofyGuy: Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? You're magically delicious!!!

GoofyGuy: That's not for you either Pilgrim.

pilgrim12: Thank christ for that ,cheers

GoofyGuy: People call me David but you can call me tonight.

Not for pilgrim.

pilgrim12: Didnt want to call you anyway ,be like that , drink up my round .

GoofyGuy: Oh come on. We could be each others wingman.

pilgrim12: I'm all for wingmen but iffy on anything else lol ,barman another for Dave .

GoofyGuy: Hehe. That's what I'm talking about.

pilgrim12: Haha bugger it 2 landlord .

GoofyGuy: Lol...Here's another one.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be a McGorgeous!!

pilgrim12: HIC HIC is that for me Dave or the bird we are suppose to chat up ? HIC lol

pilgrim12: Dave Dave where have you gone? hic awwww you copped on ok hic leave me then,wheres the landlord hic lol.

db131313: You ask "Do you come here every Friday?" She answers "Yes!" You reply "You should start coming at my house from now on!" Yuk Yuk

LaDyR0cKer: amazing!
~Do your feet hurt?
~No, why?
~Cuz you been running thru my mind all day
much

db131313: You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off! <----- my fav

LaDyR0cKer: I like that outfit, but it would look better crumpled on my floor...

db131313: Gee, that's a nice pair of legs, what time do they open?

LaDyR0cKer: Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself inside them