Seal Jokes Geoff: Let's try this again. An Eskimo breaks down. He calls for roadside assistance. While he is waiting he sees an ice cream bar on the other side of the road, he wanders over for an ice cream. As he is walking back he sees the mechanic there, head under the bonnet. As he approached the mechanic rose above the car and, looking at the Eskimo says, "Looks like you've blown seal, mate." Wiping humidly at his moustache the Eskimo says, "No, it's just ice cream!"  Sun Energy: Aa haaa eskimos dont carry phones to call road side assistance,,they use drum beats and smoke signals  Besides they dont sell spare skies,or dogs at the local garage  Geoff: It's a joke. It has to follow neither reality nor common sense. Baby seal goes into a bar, the Bartender says "What'll it be?". The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!". Geoff: The devout eskimo lost his favorite Bible while he was ice fishing. Three weeks later, a baby seal walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The eskimo couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the seal's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the baby seal. "Your name is written inside the cover." |