Ash



Ash

"I'll kiss you right on the mouth kenny rogers"
24, Female from SturgisSouth Dakota - United States US Chat
carpe scrotum: seize life by the testicles
updated November 18 2009 (4 days ago)

About Me

I like taking naps, spooning, taking showers, bottled water,stretchy pants that give me a camel toe..so no i'm not smuggling a yo yo, unicorns and saying things that make people feel uncomfortable. i wanna die and come back as a leotard. I <3 my kids and they love me. I never sleep cause i'm a vampire and if you private message me asking if i wanna see your dick i'll eat you for a midnight snack.


Friend's Comments

 

cookiezzz Online says 14 hours ago
awesome pick on dp ash love it!
 

JUSTINtime4OLDMAN says November 19 (3 days ago)
http://www.wireclub.com/Galleries/ViewIm age.aspx?ImageId=1745109
lol you like this pic huh that's what happens when you pass out with your shoes on at my old house. Just because you liked it you can watch the video of how it happend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY-87sv2- 3w
 

SatanStonedRosetta says November 19 (3 days ago)
Hello Ash. I came up with an amusing (for me) idea on commenting people when I really have nothing to say but want to comment anyway. The idea is to press random on my ipod and type certain lyrics to that person. You are the second...

"A Mystic Thought in Vain... but Who's to Know?
Further on Lies. Eternal Search For Theories to Lift the Gate. Only Locks Are Made Stronger And More Keys Lost as Logic Fades. In the Pool of Dreams the Water Darkens For the Soul That's Tired of Search"

 

StuckInTheSixties says November 18 (4 days ago)
It is my distinct pleasure to make your acquaintance!

* bows dramatically in a pompous and grandiose gesture, splits pants up the back *

 

business_socks says November 18 (4 days ago)
I said YOUR GARAGE!!!


ffs
 

Brookjones Online says November 17 (5 days ago)
Haha yeah i think ash's are just drawn to me

Lol that i do have good taste..cause im awesome
 

Brookjones Online says November 17 (5 days ago)
Why hello there...i have a good feeling about this..after the rocky start wiht the whole E thing
 

♦Pandora's_Box♦ says November 17 (5 days ago)
Ashhhh

Have fun chickita
 

cookiezzz Online says November 16 (6 days ago)
damn 10 pages of forums and more no wonder i couldn't see it
 

veronica says November 16 (6 days ago)
veronica neclects to comment on your wall she should do it more often since she kind of likes the person that ash is and her tast in music my mind is saying purchace eye liner ,the whole clockwork orange look works for ash why not V. Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.
 

SWIZZLES says November 16 (6 days ago)
*Wiggles her ass and waits for a pinch*
How ya doin ya smexy MILF??
Hope the kiddies aren't drivin you too insane...
Have a wonderful week!!!!
 

cookiezzz Online says November 15 (7 days ago)
ahh ok kool
 

cookiezzz Online says November 15 (7 days ago)
is that like in another language for ur welcome darling? lol
 

NikeKicks says November 15 (7 days ago)
ehh that sucks!
 

cookiezzz Online says November 15 (7 days ago)
thanks for the comment
 

NikeKicks says November 15 (7 days ago)
wtf does "holy hangover bat girl" mean lol
 

AMurderDivine says November 14 (8 days ago)
I think I caught the Swine Flu down in Mexico.

It's that or I got some sort of parasite in my brain that's slowly eating it bit by bit.
 

SWIZZLES says November 14 (8 days ago)
**big hugs and a few licks*
 

Cash says November 14 (8 days ago)
I am peachy. How are you?
 

strokinjesus says November 13 (9 days ago)
im sorry i missed your birthday Tashleigh. im still gonna jump out of a cake with a sparkly thong on though and sing happy birthday. even though it wont be as good..
 

Details

Reputation
Awesome Member Lvl. 9
Sexual Orientation
Bisexual
Relationship Status
Casually dating
Body Type
Average
Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
Smoking Habits
Regularly
Religion
Christian (non-catholic)
Drinking Habits
Socially
Sign
Scorpio
Look
I am ugly
Body Art
Multiple tattoos
Hair Color
Brown
Hair Style
Long straight
Eyes
Blue
Living Situation
Living with kid(s)
Job
Writer
Education
Some University
Children
I have children living with me
Spending Habits
I live for today - not attached to money
Sense of Humor
I rarely tell jokes or laugh
Goal
Love
Best Place to Live
Small town
Eating Habits
Whatever
Height
164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Fashion
Casual (I'm usually in my jeans)
Pets
I like exotic pets
Political View
Depends