COLD IS RELATIVE ...
The Temperature Conversion Guide:
50°F (10°C) New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40°F (4°C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35°F (1.6°C) Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32°F (0°C) Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20°F (–6,7°C) Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Canadians throw on a T–shirt.
15°F (–9°C) Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
0°F (–17°C ) New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook–out before it gets cold.
–10°F (–23°C) People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
–20°F (–29°C) Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
–40°F (–40°C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
–60°F (–51°C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
–80°F (–62°C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
–100°F (–73°C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
–173°F (–114°C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
–297°F (–182°C) Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
–460°F (–273°C) ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold’nuff for ya?”
–500°F (–295°C) Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Have a nice day, Nato.