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About Me

Bonjour, je m'appelle Allison. I don't speak an ounce of French anymore but it sounds nicer than saying hello.
Try having a conversation with me first before actually sending out a friends request. No, I will not marry you or give you a free pass into Canada. And No, I will not cam for you so screw off if that's what you want.

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mooky20 says 35 minutes ago

Technically, epidermis means your hair, which is what makes it so funny. Excuse me a moment...

Haha!

Nelson, he's really hurt. I think he broke his leg.

I SAID 'haha'...

mooky20 says November 18 (3 days ago)

Way to breathe, no breath.

cool-beanz says November 12 (9 days ago)

spam spam the wire spam -in the can- out in the van- didnt get banned -coz i am a fan -my moms name is jan- she cooks with a pan- my dad is dan-he is a man -i like to tan.

THE END

jeanieinabottle says November 09

Feel better soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodgirl_K says November 02

Posted some Halloween pics! You were looking pretty hot Brit hehe *motorboats ya*

jeanieinabottle says November 01

Thanks babe!!!!! GOOD LUCK on your new job tomorrow!!!!!! whooohoooo!

snowy_xx

says October 26

Good morning . Have a great day

mooky20 says October 25

Good luck tomo sweet cheeks.

Char says October 16

Like yer pic. So lets

to chars bday

Char says October 12

Happy turkey day

amanda_in_toronto says October 11

Have a great Thanksgiving weekend!

mooky20 says October 11

Only slightly hungover? wow. super-Uly.

thanks for the texts last night! they brought a smile to my face

snowy_xx

says October 11

Have a Happy Thanksgiving

Char says October 10

Have a drink for me

mooky20 says October 09

ahh, i'll forgive ya. just coz it's your birthday. now shape up with it and don't let it happen again

yeah! me gots an awesome weekend planned. i'll tell ya later

mooky20 says October 08

Itchy and Scratchy land.....they park in the Itchy lot.....

mooky20 says October 08

Confused?

We're in the ITCHY lot.

Jillian_Fare says October 06

Happy Birthday hunni, I hope all your wishes come true!

Char says October 06

~Happy Birthday~

Mr.BurpFace says October 06

HAPPPPPYYY birdday!!! Happy happy happy happy!!

*dances around flinging confetti in the air*

Now, go get so drunk that you forget today ever happened! Go, shoo, skedaddle!!

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Details

Reputation
Super Elite Member Lvl. 8
Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual (straight)
Relationship Status
Single
Body Type
Extra Large
Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
Smoking Habits
Do not smoke
Religion
Spiritual but non-religious
Drinking Habits
Socially
Sign
Libra
Look
Very good looks
Body Art
One tattoo
Hair Color
Black
Hair Style
Medium straight
Eyes
Black
Job
Administrative
Education
University degree
Children
I do not want any children
Spending Habits
I live for today - not attached to money
Sense of Humor
I love telling jokes and stories
Goal
Knowledge
Best Place to Live
Heart of the city
Eating Habits
I enjoy food to its fullest
Height
179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Fashion
Contemporary (Cool and not a billboard)
Pets
I like traditional pets
Political View
Very left liberal

Interests

Passions
Funny Conversations; Making Myself Laugh; Exposing Myself To Different Cultures; Trying New Things In General; Cafes; Lectures; A Good Book; Learning; Intelligent Conversations; Making People Laugh; Art; Movies; Drawing; Painting;
Sports
I Dont Have Any Minus The Odd Hockey Game;
Hobbies
Drawing; Scrapbooking; Reading; Shopping; Painting; Visiting Museums; Stained Glass; Visiting Art Galleries; Learning In All Forms; Sometimes Baking But Only Fail Cakes;
Books
Snowflower And The Secret Fan; The Joyluck Club; The Bonesetters Daughter; Saving Fish From Drowning; Angels And Demons; The Davinci Code;
Music
The Clash; Megadeath; Billy Idol; New Order; Nina Sky; Basement Jaxx; Julien K; 0Rgy; Talib Kweli,Jay Z; Motorhead; Depeche Mode; Ti; Prodigy; Keyshia Cole; Judas Priest; Jennifer Lopez; Alice Cooper; Black Sabbath; Massive Attack; Destinys Child; Daddy Yankee; Snoop Dogg; Wu-Tang Clan; David Bowie; Acdc; Beyonce; Alicia Keys; Van Halen; Gwen Stefani; Madonna; Blondie; Iron Maiden; Kanye West; The Game; Franz Ferdinand; No Doubt;
Movies
Fight Club; Scarface; Edward Scissorhands; Blow; Zoolander; Pulp Fiction; American History X; Dodgeball; Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory; Breakfast At Tiffanys; Trainspotting; Once Upon A Time In Mexico; Red Dragon; The Secret Window; The Illusionist; The Fountain; X-Men Origins Wolverine; Mariachi; Pirates Of The Carribbean All; The Godfather 123; X-Men All; Lord Of The Rings 123; Trailer Park Boys; The Prestige;
Shows
Mantracker; Pilot Guides; The First 48; Dont Forget Your Passport; Csi Las Vegas Miami; Paranormal; King Of The Hill Various Terrible Reality Shows; Departures; Intervention; Trailer Park Boys; Dog The Bounty Hunter; Family Guy; The Simpsons;
Games
Final Fantasy; Soul Caliber; Donkey Kong; Super Mario World; Guitar Hero; The Sims 1 2; Kirby; Scarface The World Is Yours; Grand Theft Auto Vice City San Andreas; 7,8 10, X-Men Legends Rise Of The Apocalypse;
Food
Indian; Chinese; Japanese; Italian; Vietnamese; Thai Anything Chocolatey Peanut Buttery;