11)Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? 'coz its so ignored...no one ever looks at it.
12)How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it does not mention the word egg in the nursery rhyme? from the picture I beleive.
13)If the 24-7 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? so as to close on 29th february.
14)If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Johnson & Johnson.
15)Why do they call them apartments if they are all shoved together? so that the builder makes more money.
16)Why is abbreviation such a long word? to fit in the bill itself--->"abbr."
17)Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? you know that.
18)Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour? Paris Hilton.
19)If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sxw is smarter? Hell! Both've made expensive choices. Still girls..diamonds are free to keep once you have 'em. But.... then .. they do not reproduce.
20)why are metal heads made up of skin? picturing you as the terminator villain