Oh geeze....

I'm new to Montreal and my French is Horrible! I love to cook but never want to do it for a living again and so, being a Montreal anglo, unable to serve a clientele, I may have to start pimping myself out for groceries! I'm yours at a rate of 1 avacado for every ten minutes. A dozen eggs and two litres of soy milk will get you a half hour. And if you buy me Camembert I'll let you tie me up!

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