At the Enrichment Center,
We believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks. So in-case you don't make it through to the next test, cake will be served with grief counseling. Please move quickly to the chamber lock as the effects to the prolong exposure to the 15-hundred megawatt button, are not part of the test.
You will notice the Aperture Science Field Particle Beam that will prevent you from bringing any object not in accordance to the test into the chamber lock. Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill which many in semi-rare cases, emancipate tooth enamel, dental fillings, crowns, and teeth. To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, please do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Remember: the Aperture Science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect day to have her tested. certain objects may be vital to your success, do not destroy the testing apparatus vital, while safety is one of many enrichment center goals the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization. Please be careful audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment however alarms and flashing hazards have been found to agitate the High Energy Pellet and have been therefore disabled for your safety.
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure, any contact with the chamber floor will add into the unsatisfactory mark into your official testing record with the consequence for death. Good Luck!
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