Taxi driver

NewHat
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Dave arrived home after a long day ferrying customers in his taxi, and was horrified to find his male lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.

Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about Dave:"

"Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride. He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.

His shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.

He was cold so I gave him that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you.

His trousers were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore, well, you are putting on weight.

Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?'

"And so, here we are!"
Posted: November 6 2009 05:53 PM / Edited: 11/7/2009 1:46:00 AM 
Outbackjack
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ROFL.
Posted: November 6 2009 10:10 PM 
jjasmine
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Not sure to laugh or to cry... is funny, no doubt, but not deep inside.
Posted: November 7 2009 12:26 AM 
NewHat
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It is a Joke sure..... but it could also be seen as a warning, maybe a true word spoken in jest Hillbertha
Posted: November 7 2009 12:35 AM 
barnestorming_girl
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lmfao
Posted: November 7 2009 12:38 AM 
NewHat
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Maybe the moral of the story is...If you don't put out they will go out.
Posted: November 7 2009 01:20 AM 
Doozy13
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Wow!!
I think is a CODE that I want to ignore! lol!
Posted: November 7 2009 05:37 PM 
NewHat
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Ammmm yeah...it is a code...it is one of those codes that are specially formulated so that there is no code, all content is exactly what it is (as plain as the nose on your face) so that the people that 'we' don't want to understand it, will think it is a code and totally miss the real meaning which is obvious to 'us' who are not paranoid.
Posted: November 7 2009 06:17 PM 
♥♥♥♥KittyCat♥♥♥♥
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oh. my. word...... I can't believe that video was ever made!! I don't honestly know whether to laugh or cry....

Posted: November 8 2009 07:15 AM 
NewHat
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Oh are you lot referring to the 'jokerspade' video...I thought you were talking about my joke...god I am dumb, please disregard those posts.
Posted: November 8 2009 03:50 PM 
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