What is my problem?

Well so far I am a club of one. I won't waste my time waiting in the chat room to see if anyone feels like chatting.
Is my problem my club title? Is it that everyone my age wants siber s%x oy~% style but me? Maybe it's just me. I would just really like a few people to chat with now and again on those late lonely nights when it's hard to sleep.
I really wish that you would join me.