ella is officially retarded

i am embarassed to admit this
but
i was talking to my husaband - telling him not to plan a party etc....
he let me finish talking
then tells me im not turning 40
i argue with him - saying - ah - i think i know how old i am

he listens
then says - what year were u born in?
i say - 1970

i am retarded
im going out to buy a helmet to preserve what little brain cells i have left