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Riot Grrrl

Define the term "man".
In my opinion, I think some should be stripped of the title. Some are just arrogant, pig-headed, f@#@& who think they can treat women like f%xz&@* blow-up dolls. You're not a f%zw%&z man; you're a waste of space. Is it honestly anywhere near appropriate to approach me, oh, I mean take a f^~&*w^ seat at my table, where I was enjoying a nice dinner with friends, cop a feel of my ass and then explain to me what a 'great rack' I have (although in his opinion 'the tits' could stand to be a bit bigger) then ask if I would like the honor of blowing you in the bathroom. What. The. F&$%z*#. F%xy. Oh, but then, when I express my discomfort, I'm being a b~@%x. A by&y&? Are you f%~z#*y kidding me? A bz$@# for not enjoying being mauled by some smart-ass, roided up, bar rat. You're ALL THE SAME. You say we 'ask for it' and we 'love the attention'. Seriously? Yes, I will admit there are SOME girls who do put themselves out there, and yes, THEY enjoy the attention. But you're just going to assume we're all like that. Which is total shit. Now, I know it's a rather hard concept to grasp, but sometimes we do enjoy being with our friends and NOT getting harassed by you and your ego. I know, what a shocker! It pisses me off that you think we're all just waiting for the chance to jump your STD infested body, or that we even f@%z^@* care about anything that remotely resembles a sentence, coming from your mouth. You are walking proof that your little brain is smaller then your tiny px*@^.
Little girls cry, big girls say F#@^ YOU.

Popping The Blog Cherry

I was walking the dogs with a few friends and the discussion turned to the topic of drugs. Before the conversation could really go anywhere, one of the girls quickly reminded us how 'bad' drugs where.. blah blah blah.. and the topic was changed.

It got me thinking though. I used to do a lot of drugs, and I'll tell you something honestly about drugs. I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it's the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, or a loved one. I just laughed my ass off, and went about my day. And if you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes, CDs, and MP3 playes and burn them. Cause you know what? The musicians that made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Real f~^*z&* high on drugs. The Beatles were so f@*@~x~ high they even let Ringo sing a few songs.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, The Beatles.

I leave you now with a quote from the legenday, Hunter S. Thompson.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."


Transmisson over.