lumu81

a stolen blog

1. Oisin
2. Barnacles
3. Helen (troubs)
4. Sidey (lazydog)
5. L1 (lulu)
6. Creamcheese (mark)

Would you ever date number 1 ?
haha yep

Have you ever liked number 6?
yes, but totally in the friend way

Will you ever marry number 4 ?
Bahahaha that would be interesting

Has number 3 eaten in front of you?
Um, drink yes, eat no

What would you do if number 1 confessed love for you?
Lmao NO COMMENT

What do you think is the funniest thing about number 5?
The fact that she can c#*zw me up!

Who would you say is your best friend out of 1-6?
oisy and Barnacles

Would you kiss number 6 for 50 bucks?
yep, but i would do it for nothing also!

Would you tell a secret to number 2?
OMG, she knows everything about me

Would you ever trust number 4 with your life?
hmmmmm, next question! (lol of course, ur my sidey!)

Would you hold hands with number 5 for 5 bucks?
Yep! Photo evidence in january!

If any of them sweet talked you , who would you believe the most?
Oisin, barnacles and creamcheese

Have you ever gone out with number 2?
Out on the town yes

Name one memory with number 4?
Slice and dice

Would you kiss number 1 for 10 bucks?
I do it for absolutely nothing

How long have you known number 5?
over a year

Do you think number 5 is a nice person?
yep, she's awesome

Do you miss any of them?
I miss them all the time

Who has the nicest clothing ?
Um I'd say troubs, he likes his shoes lol

Have you ever kissed number 3?
Bahahaha nope but i plan to, lmao now he will be shitting his pants

Best memory of number 2?
Limo ride in may, but pretty much everything!

Have you ever been 100% in love with any of them?
yep not telling who though lmao

He's been at it again!

Its been a while since a Josh blog, so here is one for you. As I type this, he is standing in front of me rubbing his nipple saying "yeah u like that dont you"

So you all know we got a new car. Well i have 2 stories about it.

1st one- While visiting his mother the other day, I found out this interesting factoid. Apparently he was wanting to show some sign of commitment to me, so he bought me a car. His mum was like "how can she wear a car on her finger?" His reply "stop pestering me about marrying her ffs!" Oh how i feel the love.


2nd one- so he bought me the car, not really just for me, for us, so i would have something to drive and learn to drive on (yes, i know 28 and no license, blah blah i've heard it all) So on monday I said to him, can you get the L plates out for when you pick me up from work, so I can drive home. His response "um er um er"
Lmao, so i have a car, but i am not allowed to drive it *sigh* bloody men. Apparently he is worried i will drive it into the water..........


Oh and i got this text message yesterday while he was at work "did you just fart? cause it smells funky around here" I was at home and his work is on the other side of the island.

Pics from the weekend

Ok, here are some pics from the weekend.

I look drunk and terrible in most of them, but oh well, I was drunk in 90% of them.........


Had an awesome time, partied hard at the "Home" club in darling harbour. Added a few comments on the pics.

Well...............

I am off to Sydney till monday. I'm pretty excited as I get to see my sister who moved down there a couple of months ago and catch up with her. Plus tomorrow night is my friends hens night! Going to be a long awesome day!!!

First is a cocktail High tea (not to happy about frocking it up but i got to girly everynow and again)

Next is drink and a makeup party at the hotel

Then comes a chinese dinner

Then we hit the clubs, so look out sydney!!


Plus i promised her that we would do 7 shots each, so Lucy is going to be in a terrible state lmao!

The funny thing is my sister wants to take me to the markets on sunday morning, so she is going to have to drag my hungover butt around lol!

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! Try not to do too much blogging, clubbing etc etc while I'm away! and


P.S- should i be worried that I am flying on friday the 13th??????

My day at the beach

Today my mum and sister came to visit and we took their 2 dogs to the beach.

It was a beautiful day and Jackie and heidi (the dogs) had a great time chasing the ball and fratenising with all the other dogs on the beach.


I've added a video, this cracked me up, well you can tell by the laughter.

Air doggy paddle lol!

According to face book.......

Some responses to some quizes, yes i was bored!


Lucy took the "Who Are You Going To Marry?" quiz and got "You got J.K !".
You're going to marry someone with the initials J.K.


(hmm perhaps Jo King)



Lucy took the "When Will You Get Married And To Who?" quiz and got "You Will be 25, And The Persons Name Will Begin With B".
When you are 25 you will marry your long-term boyfriend/girlfriend whos name begins with a B. You will live happily ever after.


(well i am 28.....)



Lucy took the "what random thing is going to happen to you" quiz and got "gay pig".
you will mary a gay pig in the future

(nice)

Lucy took the Your ideal job. quiz and the result is Bartender.

you love a night out and dont mind serving a class or two of alcohol. you can drink anything from tequila to beer, you have a great personality and always the centre of the party. so grab your RSA and get working behind the bar!

(it's fate)


Statistics Lucy
I have written 362 statuses overall, my daily average is 0.91 and the first status I ever wrote was 399 days ago. My most frequent used word is for and I have used it 41 times
one random status of mine: is feeling like she wants a nice big piece of pie!

(pie! i still want some)


Lucy took the What date will you get married? quiz and got the result: Nov 25, 2009.

Nov 25, 2009


(wow, who wants to come to my wedding?)



Lucy just found out the Death's Time:

Date: February 11 of 2030 at 5:55 pm.
Cause: Killed by a malfunctioning robot
Age: 48 years old

(cool, robot)

Lucy took the What should you parents have really named you??? quiz and got the result: Catherine..

Catherine: Your parents should have named you Catherine because you are a pure and innocent person!


(bahahahaha pure and innocent! But eerie thing is my mums name is catherine)

Another to tickle ur funny bones

soundsystem (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room soundsystem
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
soundsystem: i wanna be your slave!
lumu81: slave go kiss your ass
soundsystem: i would be hard
soundsystem: it**
lumu81: if u were a good slave, u would make it happen
soundsystem: ok mistress
soundsystem: ill do it
lumu81: get ur nose right deep in there
soundsystem: im trying
lumu81: trying is useless, just do it
soundsystem: ok
soundsystem: well, i can't
soundsystem: sorry mistress
lumu81: useless slave, go put your p%~wz in a blender
soundsystem: noo
soundsystem: i apologise mistress
soundsystem: just tell me anything else to do and ill do it
lumu81: bad slave, are u disobeying me
soundsystem: no
soundsystem: i just cant do this
lumu81: then leave, I have no use for u
soundsystem: noo
soundsystem: please
soundsystem: i wanna stay
soundsystem: please mistress
lumu81: no, run away and play in traffic
soundsystem:
lumu81: be gone
soundsystem: please take me back
soundsystem: pleaseeee
soundsystem: mistress
Find people near you that want to go out tonight
lumu81: a good slave knows when to give up
soundsystem: ok, i am a bad slave
soundsystem: punish me
lumu81: if there is no p@%@$ in blender than its nothing
soundsystem:
soundsystem:
lumu81: noone likes a cry baby
soundsystem: ohh my dick is getting hard mistress
lumu81: that'll make nice chunks in the blender
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jacka_jacka (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room jacka_jacka
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
jacka_jacka: hi how r is my fellow aussie going 2 day
lumu81: great and u?
jacka_jacka: pretty cant complain live in the best country in world,, n also h%z#~ as
lumu81: not h%#%& sorry
jacka_jacka: nar its cool u prob doing me a fav lol
lumu81: a favour?
jacka_jacka: yea meaning i wont get up 2 stuff if we keep this a clean convo lol
lumu81: ok then
jacka_jacka: 1 question thow do u finger ur self lots
lumu81: I'm fingering my nose right now
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jfrenchie (VIP Member Lvl. 5) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room jfrenchie
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
jfrenchie: hi
lumu81: hi
jfrenchie: how r u
lumu81: good and u
jfrenchie: great
jfrenchie: asl
jfrenchie: 49/male/toronto
lumu81: 28/f/not interested
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ROME_ITALY14 (VIP Member Lvl. 5) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room ROME_ITALY14
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
ROME_ITALY14: hello
lumu81: hi
ROME_ITALY14: how are you
lumu81: good and u
ROME_ITALY14: what is your name
lumu81: Phil
ROME_ITALY14: fine thanks
ROME_ITALY14: are u have y**** id m**?
lumu81: yeah its idontthinkso@gowatchporn.now
ROME_ITALY14: i donot get your y7ahoo id
lumu81: no
ROME_ITALY14: i dnt get ur y**** id
lumu81: no
ROME_ITALY14: write me
lumu81: no
ROME_ITALY14: why
lumu81: no
ROME_ITALY14: ok
ROME_ITALY14: are you see me?
lumu81: no
ROME_ITALY14: why
lumu81: no
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Sits.....

Bring it on buddy!

It may just be the whiskey talking......

But i am in a loving mood!


Thank you heaps to a few special friends who have helped me over the past couple of days, just through messages and checking up on me. Only a couple of you know what i was going through fully, but just to get a message or comment made my day.

People tend to forget about the little things in life, which are often the most important!


It's hard to believe that i have become such good friends with people online, but I dont care what people say. You guys all rock! I mean it too!

And to finish up- Being happy doesnt mean everything is perfect, we have just chosen to look past lifes imperfections.


Oh and lots of 's and 's

Not your usual Lucy blog

There are times in our life when we just have to give up the fight. You cant please everyone, this is something i have learnt the hard way. You think you are doing the right thing and they just end up throwing it back in your face.

It's only human to make mistakes, put people before yourself and in the end get hurt yourself. Things in life just happen, mostly unintentionally, feelings, friendships, relationships. You never know when they are going to happen or how intense it will be. You can put yourself out there, be honest and see where things take you, sometimes it will be good, sometimes it will be bad, its a risk in life you have to take. It may all come back to bite in the arse, but in the end, it will only make as stronger as people. But it does hurt, it makes you want to curl up and fade away into nothing.

We have to remember it takes 2 people in any kind of relationship, whether it be just a friendship or something more. You quickly work out who you can trust, well most of the time. Sometimes we trust the wrong people, think more of them than they do of us, but its a lesson we quickly learn.

Hearts can be broken in a single second, sometimes it heals quickly and in other cases it may take a lifetime. It's a chance we take putting ourselves out there.

Love is an overused word, but when said to certain people in your life it takes on a whole different meaning.

In life, are we ever destined to be happy? Can anyone say they are completely happy with every aspect of their life? If you say yes, then you are a liar. Life is certainly not perfect at any stage, we just chose to look past the imperfections.

Why?

Why does it always seem like i am waiting for something?


Waiting for josh to get home, he's been at work since 6.30am and now its almost 8.30pm

Waiting for Oisy to come on line

Waiting to go down to ipswich to get our new car (it's at josh's parents house until he gets the insurance sorted)

Waiting for May next year

Waiting for my chips to cook

Waiting for Josh to get home to explain why there is no tomato sauce left in the unit for my chips

Waiting for this can of Mother (energy drink) to kick in

Waiting for my next door Neighbours to shut the f^#* up (especially the kids and their hissy fits)



Oh and i am craving ice cream.


On a lighter note, I had a great day at work! I finally got the god damn baking of the cookies right! About freaking time!!!! Besides from scraping my ankle on the swing door, bruising my hip on the bench and burning my fingers 3 times, I really did have a great day! Although I think my boss was glad to get rid of me at the end of my shift......


Sorry for the rambling on, I am just bored shitless!

Another Day, another pm

antlers69 (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room antlers69
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
antlers69: hi
lumu81: hey
antlers69: whats up
lumu81: not alot, hows u?
antlers69: ru h#y~&@
lumu81: no, i left my horns in my other pants sorry
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Hirtik (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room Hirtik
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
Hirtik: hi honey
lumu81: honey?
lumu81: wtf is with that?
Hirtik: i m feeling hy@#^ babe
lumu81: really? WOW, I will sleep better tonight knowing that
Hirtik: wat r u wearin babe
lumu81: a poncho and a sombrero
Hirtik: wats tat?
lumu81: like a cape and a giant hat
Hirtik: i mean yr clothing babe
lumu81: that is what i am wearing
Hirtik: ok
Hirtik: may i take off yr clothing
lumu81: no, keep your grubby mitts to urself!
Hirtik: r nt u feeling h%#~& babe?
lumu81: are u just picking that up now
Hirtik: ok then
Hirtik: bye
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Goat loaf lol

boatcrusier (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room
boatcrusier: hi
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boatcrusier (Respected Member Lvl. 4) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room boatcrusier
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
boatcrusier: hello
lumu81: I have no idea who u are
boatcrusier: jeff
lumu81: no idea
boatcrusier: what your name
boatcrusier: can you call me
boatcrusier: hellooooooooooooo
lumu81: call you?
boatcrusier: yes
lumu81: like on the phone?
boatcrusier: yes
lumu81: no
boatcrusier: why you mom said no
lumu81: yes my mum said no, she told me not to talk to strangers
boatcrusier: how can we meet
boatcrusier: you look good in the pic
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lumu81: dude i have a bf, and u live in f~^wx%~ boston, really u think we are ever going to meet
boatcrusier: you like to f^*x
lumu81: yeah i like to f%~& with morons who wont take a hint and back off
lumu81: I also like to fornicate with goats
boatcrusier: i have a big dick for you
lumu81: my goat has a bigger one i reckon
boatcrusier: let want the phone so we get f*~w
lumu81: do you speak goat, cause thats a real turn on
boatcrusier: do you want some dick
lumu81: only if it bleets at me
boatcrusier: i fuc you from the back
lumu81: mount me like a mountain goat
boatcrusier: we f#@x all day if you want to
lumu81: can my bf join in
boatcrusier: you want my if you want call leter
boatcrusier: want my number
lumu81: Dude, can u not tell I am not interested at all
boatcrusier: i have to go
lumu81: thank god for that
boatcrusier: do you want my number or not
lumu81: um no
boatcrusier left the room

Our new Baby

Meet the newest member of our family! 2004 Mitsubishi Lancer ( i wanted a ford focus but I lost lol)


Lol, sad i know, but I'll be cruising around in it in no time!


We pick it up tomorrow!

blah blah blah

I'm bored, drinking beer and waiting for josh to get home.


I'm a bit cranky with him, He goes to talk to his parents about things that he should be talking to me about, like decisions we should be making together. But He doesnt include me in them. FFS We have been together nearly 5 and a half yrs, you think he would of learnt that his decisions affect me as well. Oh well shit happens I guess.

I realise this is one of those blogs everyone seems to hate, but oh well


More beer


beer cures all


I just want to escape to ireland

My midnight rant

I have new neighbours, and i hate them already! they only moved in on thursday.


He has 2 annoying children, who like to scream for no reason and woke me up at 7am this morning kicking the wall. (obviously they are not there tonight)


Their Lounge room wall joins our bedroom wall. At present he has people over, which is fair enough, but they are playing screamer music really loud and it is just echoing through the bedroom wall UGHHHHH.

And at sporadic times, they run down the stairs and ride this stupid scooter with a wiper sniper motor attached , that is crazy loud and annoying.

I;m so tired. I just want to sleep. I did ask them nicely if they minded turning down the music because our bedroom is just there, but they just turned it up Arseholes. So i have taken refuge to our lounge room and lying on the matress. But i am so frustrated I cant sleep.

Josh on the other hand, is sound asleep snoring in the bedroom, He could sleep through a war I reckon.


Man i must be getting old!

Another one of THOSE blogs- intrigued to see who will respond

3 questions?



3 questions.
3 chances.
3 honest answers.

That's all you get.

You get to ask me any three questions, as crazy as you would like, and i promise to answer them honestly.

One of THOSE blog things

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
My finger

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
Hahndorff, Adelaide (by barnacles)

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
I rock it on my Nintendo DS

4. Name someone who made you laugh today.
Oisin

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
2.15am talking to Oisin

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you
Yes

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Ummmmm I would have to say Cazi

9. Do you believe exes can be friends?
Definately

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
ewwwwww

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
ummmmm, about a month ago - Barnacles correct me if i am wrong lol

12. Who took your profile picture?
Barnacles

13. Who was the last individual you took a picture of?
Me lol

14. Was yesterday better than today?
same

15. Can you live a day without TV?
Yes

16. Are you upset about anything?
Yep

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, even though sometimes i want to stab josh in the eye

18. Are you a bad influence?
Totally lol

19. Night out or night in?
Night out or in depends on the company

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
mobile, laptop, internet, coke

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My Nana 3yrs ago. Yep havent been to a hospital for yrs

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Joshua- does my bum look big?

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
Confused but happy

24. Do you hate anyone?
Yes, I hold grudges

25. If we were to look in your facebook in box, what would we find?
Stupid messages about stupid hens night

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Definately

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Yes, dont know why

28. What song is stuck in your head?
Ironic- Alanis Morrisette, stupid Oisin

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
PASS

30. Do you want to have grand kids before you’re 50?
I dont even have kids yet

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Make old people sandwiches

32. Do you think too much or too little?
WAY TOOO MUCH

33. Do you smile a lot?
98% of the time

A view into the warped mind of 2 aussies!!

Hi
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lumu81 Sent: 2 hours ago
sweet nipplets!

My nipples are uber sore bahahahahahaha, deary me, I want new ones now!!!!

Oh and good morning!!!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 2 hours ago
sweet Jesus!

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

are you getting your P's babe?

morning how r you?

you made me laugh! out loud really loud!! lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 2 hours ago
lmao, I thought i would make you laugh, sweet nipplets lol!


Yeah i am, but my god, for some strange reason they want to be all hard and out there and I'm like for fx$% sakes lol, get back in there! It hurts! bahahahaha They are just copying urs from the other day

barnestorming_girl Sent: 2 hours ago
just when you run make sure you hold them too!! lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 2 hours ago
lmfao! I wont be running!!


Bahahahaha I found this on youtube last night

barnestorming_girl Sent: 2 hours ago
okay I watch it.... also hang 5 I gotta hang some washing on the line.. brb

lumu81 Sent: 2 hours ago
Okie dokie, I will have a smoke and finish making my brekkie!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 58 minutes ago
back....


ummm brekkie yummy.. what you having?

lumu81 Sent: 57 minutes ago

Eggs on toast yummmmmmmm havent had it for ages

barnestorming_girl Sent: 55 minutes ago
lol when he does let me know!

yummy eggs

lumu81 Sent: 53 minutes ago
of course i will!!

sorry if i seem weird today, I am in a weird mood lol. Need more sleep!!! Otherwise it's mother big time tobight lol

barnestorming_girl Sent: 52 minutes ago
lol all okay...
I had lots of sleep and still not really awake yet.
I have a wicked belly ache today.. yueah I got my friendly thing this morning..

lumu81 Sent: 50 minutes ago
Friendly things? what a crock of shit! If they were meant to be friendly why does it feel like your vagina is going to fall off lmao!!!

Just get drunk, it will take away the pain!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 49 minutes ago
lmfao lmfao lmfao

no shit! lmfao omfg I nearly spat my coffee onto the screen then!

omg lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 48 minutes ago
Lmao! Told u i was in a weird mood! Lets hope it lasts all day!!!

Should make tonight interesting!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 47 minutes ago
lmfao it will make tonite fun!



lumu81 Sent: 45 minutes ago
Also sorry if i am distracting you lol.

I'm just bored lol

barnestorming_girl Sent: 43 minutes ago
you can distract me anytime babe! you know that..
I will always be here for you

boredom for both of us... and u have sore tits!
i have the gut ache! lmao

lumu81 Sent: 42 minutes ago
We're like salt and pepper lol a matching pair!!!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 41 minutes ago
lmfao so true!

lumu81 Sent: 34 minutes ago
lol, I just ate my breakfast so fast!!!

I was like a hoover, I just inhaled it all lol

barnestorming_girl Sent: 33 minutes ago
lmfao

omfg lmfao lmfao
you make me laugh so much!

lumu81 Sent: 31 minutes ago
Gotta look after my girl!

In this time of misery, pain and fear of vaginas falling off, all you got to do is laugh!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 29 minutes ago
laugh and hope they do fall off!

lumu81 Sent: 28 minutes ago
well thats what happens when u do laugh too hard. Better cross your legs or put some tights on just so it doesnt get dirty!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 26 minutes ago
cross my legs and kiss my ass goodbye!!! lmfao


hey also, disc got banned! waahoooooo and a bout fricken time to!

lumu81 Sent: 25 minutes ago
wow he did??? when did that happen?

OMFG, take that and shove it in your pipe dick wad! Muahhahahaha

barnestorming_girl Sent: 22 minutes ago
before i went to bed last night I looked at that forum he was saying shit in, and it had a question make on him, i just thought he left, i clicked on it, and yeah it said user banned.. I was like bout fricekn time, i was gonna let you know last nite but I was to tired.. I thought i tell ya today...

lmfao to your last comment shove in you pipe! lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 20 minutes ago
WOW, it tells u that they have been banned, Sweet!!!

Thats awesome, and if he comes back, oh well. Just ignore it babe!

barnestorming_girl Sent: 19 minutes ago
yeah if he comes back he will be blocked straight away!
fricken stalkers!! lmfao

I wish i had balls, so wish i had them today too!! then I would have this fricken gut ache!! lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 16 minutes ago
I am waiting for them to kick in, well not really, I just hate waiting for them lol.


How fun would it be to have balls though! You could make em dangle and sway back and forth lol

barnestorming_girl Sent: 15 minutes ago
lmfao omfg lmfao lmfao

i cant think im laughing to much with dangleing them!

lumu81 Sent: 12 minutes ago
do u balls hang low do they wobble to and fro lmao

barnestorming_girl Sent: 11 minutes ago
lmfao omg
you should write a blog with this!
see what friends will think!

lmfao lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 9 minutes ago
I was thinking of blogging our whole freaking convo! I dont think many would get it!



barnestorming_girl Sent: 7 minutes ago
I think you should blog it! hell yeah!

do it! do it! do it! do it!

lmfao lmfao

now I just choked on me coffee! *coughing here*
dam breathe!
lmfao

lumu81 Sent: 3 minutes ago
I will edit out some bits though lol! (like disc )


we'll see if anyone gets it lmao


barnestorming_girl Sent: 2 minutes ago
okay you dont have to worry bout edit disc out.. lol leave the prick in there.. lmfao then people will now that hes is a prick..



lumu81 Sent: a few seconds ago
ok give me a sec to copy and paste,


Think of a name for it lol

For Sidey

jvdelt (VIP Member Lvl. 5) joined the room
jvdelt: hi

Welcome to the chat room jvdelt
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
lumu81: hey
jvdelt: how are you
lumu81: good and u
jvdelt: ok
jvdelt: for being at work
jvdelt: oh i just got a hard on
jvdelt: sorry
lumu81: U got a hard on?
jvdelt: yes
jvdelt: sorry
jvdelt: i just lock my offices
lumu81: why do u need to lock ur office?
jvdelt: so
jvdelt: no one cames in
jvdelt: i am so hard
jvdelt: and it in my hands
Digsby = IM + Email + Social Networks all in one place!
lumu81: and what are u going to do about that
jvdelt: i am rubbing it my hands
jvdelt: can you rub your c#wz for me
lumu81: no cause i dont have one, lost it in a terrible smelting accident back in 54
jvdelt: lol
jvdelt: silde 2 fingers in your py*z$
lumu81: I have no fingers, I am typing with my toes
jvdelt: so
jvdelt: you player
jvdelt: let talk on the phone
lumu81: I lost my tounge in a terrible fench kissing accident in 83
jvdelt left the room

Evolution of dance

This cracked me up!!

Bored on the train

so I thought I would so some top 5 thingys


5 Books-

The chronicles of narnia- C.S.Lewis
Flowers in the attic- Virginia Andrews
The bone collector- Jeffery Deaver
A time to kill- John Grisham
The Hiccupotamus (kids book)


5 Movies-

The Shawshank redemption
The green mile
The Princess Bride
Clueless
The Bone collector


5 Songs I listen to the most-

The way I feel- 12 stones
Your Guardian Angel- Red jumpsuit appartus
Atrophy- Red jumpsuit apparatus
I hate everything about you- 3 days grace
Zombie- cranberries


5 top subway meats-

Chicken teriayki
Roast beef
Chicken fillet
Roast Chicken
Salami


5 top friends (yes i am biased)

Barnacles
Sidey (lazy)
L1 (lulu)
Helen (troubs)
Creamcheese (mark)


5 top chocolates-

Mars bar
Chomps
Snack
Top Deck
Crunchie


5 top Sayings in Lucy's Vocabulary

That is all
What a freaking douchebag
As you were
Fxwx
Footlong or six inch?

I like stuff

Wow I am up wayyyyy toooo early! I guess i am kinda excited. I'm heading down to where I used to live to visit some friends today. I do go down there fairly often, to visit Josh's parents, but this is like the first time in ages that I am going down for me. And boy do i need it! I'm going to visit all the Kids I used to work with and catch up with some if the parents. Then i am going for dinner and a girly catch up with a couple of friends, Bring on the cocktails!!!!!!! Then on saturday i am off to look after my rentals dogs, annoying little bastards, In mum's words "just make sure they havent nailed the cat to the back door or virca versa"



And some random facts to make you giggle.......


1. Trying to straighten your hair while sitting at the computer replying is not a good idea. Can anyone say burnt forehead???

2. My electric toothbrush actually works a hell of a lot better when i actually charge it every once in a while

3. A certain thing under the bed, does not make a great light sabre, much to josh's amusement. But hell funny when he cant work out how to turn it off.

4. Eating a mars bar while doing number 1, only throws another spanner in the works.


Hope everyone else has a great weekend!!

Seeing as it is the night for stalkers, here's mine

OMG This dude doesnt give up! he was Gary the slave, and he has pmed like 5 times tonight.

Sits and i had a fun day *playing* with him one day

this may seem harsh but shit, He just wont give up! like 5 friend requests a day and crap like that


master4444 (Elite Member Lvl. 7) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room master4444
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
master4444: hello
lumu81: hello again
master4444: i was waiting for you com,e back
lumu81: i have always been here
master4444: i am a master but i like know what slave to go few
lumu81: huh
master4444: can i be your slave , to see what the slaves go few
lumu81: why do u want to be my slave
master4444: i heard alot of good thing about you
lumu81: oh yeah from who
master4444: differ poeople on wire club
lumu81: well thats strange, cause i have never been anyones master
master4444: you was a mistress
lumu81: I was fw@wyw& joking, seriously
master4444: yes
Add a Wireclub chat room to your site or blog (or else...)
lumu81: U seriously need to get out more
master4444: i like to be your slave
lumu81: look Gary, U need to get a life, U want to be a slave
lumu81: Here
lumu81: Master says go take a pineapple and shove it up ur arse
master4444: yes with you
master4444: that would hurt
Our anti-spam robot ate your message!
lumu81: how about u beat urself to a bloody pulp with a d#~xy
master4444: please won't have me do that with the pineapple
master4444: okay
lumu81: what about an Kerosene bath, and i'll play flick the match
lumu81: You dont get it do u? I am not interested, leave me alone
lumu81: Learn to take a joke, ffs
master4444: bye
master4444 left the room

Cause i was bored

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Welcome to the chat room Motep
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
Motep: hi gorgeous
Motep: wanna have some fun?
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lumu81: my idea of fun is attaching clamps to ur py^wy, ar you up for that
Motep: sure as long as you let it slide into your fuckhole later
lumu81: oh no no no, later we attach electricity
Motep: lol...ok youre hopeless
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