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Oh... Canada
BY: Classified
(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee)
I told this god where i was from
he said oh, Canada
kinda laughs it off, real funny huh?
yeah, uh, come on
(O Canada)
1-2, 1-2,
mic. check, 1-2, 1-2
yeah
(O Canada)
uh, yea
from the land of the lost
Trans-Canada crossed
patriotic and a honor
with a hand on my heart
from the greatest of lakes
to the greenest of greens
to the rockiest mountains
and everything in between
o-o-o Canada
oh you’re no fan of us?
cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?
yeah, we laugh at off, that don’t really bother me
look, we aint serious unless you really gotta be
humorous attitude like kids in the hall
like Jim Carey Mike Myers yeah we claiming them all
its the great white north
home of the funniest actors
the front of the joke
with an abundance of laughter
the red and white flag
keep it high keep it visual
people see Canada and get stereotypical
think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye
and if it aint that its either do, eh or guy
(Canataka A)
yeah we consider it people
and smoking marijuana
we consider it legal
still doing rap like the 1990’s
but that's how we like it off timed and grimy
I know where I'm from and i told ya before
north of America hard to ignore
every time i go away i tell them for sure
im from Canada o-o-o Canada
(O Canada)
O Canada o-o-o Canada
(O canada)
I'm from Canada
o-o-o Canada
the class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4)
I've been around the globe and
heard of confusion
honestly a lot o’yall are ignorant and stupid
yes, we have microwaves, tv’s and cell phones
unintelligent fz#^ we invented the telephone
we made Yahtzee
the light bulb, hockey
and bred the greatest playa’s Gretzky to Crosby
we all got at least one drinking buddy
and after one drink, all of us think we’re funny
our national mascot’s a damn beaver
O Canada we love our beaver
home o’Hell’s Angels the North-CMP
home of Gordon Lightfoot and nasty tv
the underground rail road
Georges St. Pierre
right here is where he calls home
our health care system
y’all know its free
keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth
I wont even get into the music on the streets
they say hip hop is dead
naw its up north with me
I could do this all day its a part of my routine
but supper’s almost done and tonight poutine
I know where I'm from and i told ya before
north of America hard to ignore
every time I go away i tell em for sure
I’m from Canada o-o-o Canada
(I'm from the east coast of Canada)
o-o-o Canada
(I'm from the east east east coast)
yo yo!
see I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this
get used to it
(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)
I Love College Lyrics Asher Roth GREAT SONGGGGG ROFL
I'm nice right now, I feel good
If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
i danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all I need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
sip bankers club and drink miller lite
on thirsty Thursday and Tuesday night ice
and i can get pizza a dollar a slice
so fill up my cup lets get f@#ked up
im next on the table
who want what
i am champion at beer pong
allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
don't even bounce, not in my house
better hope you make it otherwise you naked
time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my @ss off
And had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college (hey)
and i love drinkin (hey)
i love women (hey)
i love college
i cant tell you what i learned from school
but i could tell you a story or two
um yea of course i learned some rules
like dont pass out with your shoes on
and dont leave the house till the booze gone
and dont have szw if shes too gone
when it comes to condoms put two on
then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
hold the beer bong
nothing wrong with some fun
even if we did get a little just too drunk
time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
woke up today and all i could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my @ss off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again
man i love college (hey)
and i love drinkin (hey)
i love women (hey)
i love college (hey)
now if everybody would please
put their drink as high as they can
as high as they can
and repeat after me
Do somethin' crazy (4x)
Freshman (4x)
Do somethin' crazy (4x)
Hadstand (?) (4x)
That party last night
Man i love college
I love it
that party last night
alright everybody i gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy
i wish we taped it
i danced my @ss off
and had this one girl completely naked
drink my beer and smoke my weed
but my good friends is all i need
pass out at 3 wake up at 10
go out to eat then do it again
Do i really have to graduate
or can i just stay here for the rest of my life
Make up ur DAMN MIND!!
Ok im gettin really sick of people that are so different when you talk to them
for example you talk to the person in a room and they are bitchy and rude to everyone even you
but then you talk to someone in a pm and they are the coolest person ever so chillin and such
but then you go back to the room and back to the same shit
seriously make up ur mind of who you want to be!!!!!!
ITS NOT HARD
hobo or jail for me :D
MY LIFE LONG DREAMS!!!
i kno ur just jealous
ok now its either a hobo or i wanna go to jail and become someone's daddy!!!!!
well its very exciting, i plan on just bein a hobo
i found a box tha otha day
so im already on my way...
but i wanna get like a platform wit wheels so i can move my box around
u kno when the cops come and tell me to move away from somewhere
and i can travel from city to city wit my sick wheels!!!!
i need to find a can and bolt it on my platform so i can have a portable fire and always b warm
and then ill b-friend all the rats and have um as pets and help me find food easy stuff i kno
and theres always the fun of shanking people wit a knife and such or a potato peeler
well thats what i got for my plan so far ill add more later tho when i think of it!!!!
yea f@x& school im to cool to go back!
rofl
bring it co
c_o: <------reali wants 2 kill sum1
lilballs: and crazy
LikeYeahMannn_Ox: who 2?
xXxRE3FERxXx: me?
-ShotGun-Christina-: i wanna kill u co
xXxRE3FERxXx: crazy talks mre thn i do
lilballs: crazy says alot of random stuff
xXxRE3FERxXx: yea
-ShotGun-Christina-:
-ShotGun-Christina-: jk
xXxRE3FERxXx: wot a weirdo
lilballs: lol
LikeYeahMannn_Ox:
-ShotGun-Christina-: or am i
c_o: fukin bring it on then
c_o:
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol
-ShotGun-Christina-: k
lilballs: lol
xXxRE3FERxXx: lmao
xXxRE3FERxXx: fight
-ShotGun-Christina-: *slaps co
xXxRE3FERxXx: fight
xXxRE3FERxXx: fight
xXxRE3FERxXx: :O
-ShotGun-Christina-: b%w&z
c_o: i dnt give 2 flyin f*yw& rite now
xXxRE3FERxXx: wow
LikeYeahMannn_Ox: mrs. up the bum
-ShotGun-Christina-: iv got pent up rage
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol like
-ShotGun-Christina-: ur a cripple
c_o: f^yx of chris
xXxRE3FERxXx: wtf
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol ok
xXxRE3FERxXx: omg
-ShotGun-Christina-: sorry
LikeYeahMannn_Ox: :O
c_o: naw f&wz it
xXxRE3FERxXx: sum1 blog this
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol jk
c_o: ill go then
-ShotGun-Christina-: i will
lilballs: who is thi yeak man
-ShotGun-Christina-: dont go
xCrazy0XAngelx: lmao
-ShotGun-Christina-: coooooooooooooooooo
xCrazy0XAngelx: thanks hailee<3
-ShotGun-Christina-: i love u
NO NO NO tdoyle NOOOOOOO :S rofl
tdoyle28: who like the pri room
-ShotGun-Christina-: like ur mouth
xXxRE3FERxXx: mcdonalds mcdonalds, kfc n pizza hut
-ShotGun-Christina-: hahaha
LipstickKitteh: nha hails beds comfy
SlowButt: lipstick does
LipstickKitteh:
SlowButt: ask her
xXxRE3FERxXx: gaga
SlowButt: gaga
tdoyle28: does anyone wanna pm to chat
xXxRE3FERxXx: gag
xXxRE3FERxXx: with an a
LipstickKitteh: she loves lady gaga
Brookjones: no
SlowButt:
xXxRE3FERxXx: gaga
xxx_mags_xxx: hey re3fer i learned thatsong in brownies lol
xXxRE3FERxXx: lady gag sux
SlowButt: i told u doyle...pm lipstick
LipstickKitteh: =/
Find Hot Guys in your neighborhood
TKO_KRS left the room
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol i did brownies
Brookjones: lol
xXxRE3FERxXx: ahahaha
SlowButt:
LipstickKitteh: u suck hails
xXxRE3FERxXx: good shit tht
tdoyle28: will she pm me thn
SlowButt: she will
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol
LipstickKitteh: who
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol
SlowButt: umm
-ShotGun-Christina-: u
xXxRE3FERxXx: lmao slow
SlowButt: chris
tdoyle28: lipstick u wanna pm me for a chat
SlowButt:
Brookjones: pm hot but you have to speak dirty in croatian
LipstickKitteh:
-ShotGun-Christina-: no
xXxRE3FERxXx: hahaa
SlowButt: lol
LipstickKitteh: i said NO!
-ShotGun-Christina-: rofl
LipstickKitteh: Nista!
LipstickKitteh: no
SlowButt: i was joking doyle...
LipstickKitteh: nien
SlowButt: lol
-ShotGun-Christina-: hahahaha
LipstickKitteh: nein*
tdoyle28: wht to me
LipstickKitteh: no
LipstickKitteh: no
-ShotGun-Christina-: oh god
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol
LipstickKitteh: martina
tdoyle28: ok am sorry
Brookjones: i can talk relitivly dirty
-ShotGun-Christina-: oh snap
xXxRE3FERxXx: hey chris
Brookjones: inc roatian
-ShotGun-Christina-: yea?
SlowButt: staph do u have raks?
LipstickKitteh: *reckicks martina in the smelly cy&y!
LipstickKitteh:
LipstickKitteh: staph?
SlowButt: lol
SlowButt: damn
xXxRE3FERxXx left the room
kapaldi (VIP Member Lvl. 5) joined the room
SlowButt: my c%&y hults now
michelle peter davidson i guess thats ur name YOU LOVE WHAT :|
AtomicChronic420: Wireclub Link: Galleries/ViewImage.aspx?ImageId=780977
AtomicChronic420: holy shit
xXxRE3FERxXx: lmao
AtomicChronic420: thad be like aving sz@ with a doll
xXxRE3FERxXx: haha
AtomicChronic420: mmm yea barbie it feels so nice
xXxRE3FERxXx:
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol
xXxRE3FERxXx: y i invited u in here is beynd me mate
jimmcg (VIP Member Lvl. 5) joined the room
AtomicChronic420: i love those plastic titties
-ShotGun-Christina-:
-ShotGun-Christina-: ok creepy
u cnt help moaning wen its sooooooo gud rofl
AtomicChronic420: lol wut
AtomicChronic420: i dont see what rhymes
-ShotGun-Christina-: no
-ShotGun-Christina-: i dont either
-ShotGun-Christina-: ur dumb
AtomicChronic420: jesus christ eating all of my messages
AtomicChronic420: fwy~
AtomicChronic420: ok what rhymed?
AtomicChronic420: you fy*%~% my mind n now im looking all over
AtomicChronic420: Aye
AtomicChronic420: Oi
xXxRE3FERxXx: omg
xXxRE3FERxXx: omg
xXxRE3FERxXx: omg
xXxRE3FERxXx:
AtomicChronic420: what rhymed
xXxRE3FERxXx: i fl lyk cake
AtomicChronic420: im confused dude
xXxRE3FERxXx: oh
xXxRE3FERxXx: hold up
AtomicChronic420: i like cake also
xXxRE3FERxXx: i sd
xXxRE3FERxXx: the cake was ther
xXxRE3FERxXx: my m8 had an idea
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol
xXxRE3FERxXx: thts wot ryhmed
AtomicChronic420: but
xXxRE3FERxXx: oh for fukaz
xXxRE3FERxXx: it didnt ryhme thn
xXxRE3FERxXx: sheesh
xXxRE3FERxXx: get off ma bak lol jk
AtomicChronic420: hahah
-ShotGun-Christina-: ha it didnt
AtomicChronic420: it doesnt rhyme in my accent
-ShotGun-Christina-: i like ur back
-ShotGun-Christina-: ow ow
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol
Everyone else already have a date for tonight - Find yours now!
xXxRE3FERxXx: im sure u do chris
-ShotGun-Christina-: yep
-ShotGun-Christina-: and ur ass
xXxRE3FERxXx: lwy%^ rapist
-ShotGun-Christina-: cant rape the willing
AtomicChronic420: wow this room is nice
xXxRE3FERxXx: lol chris
xXxRE3FERxXx: u cnt help moaning
xXxRE3FERxXx: wen its sooooooo gud
AtomicChronic420: this room satisfies me
xXxRE3FERxXx: id be lyk....
xXxRE3FERxXx: ohhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh no sty off me
AtomicChronic420: lol wut
xXxRE3FERxXx: dnt touch me ohhhhhh ohhhh
xXxRE3FERxXx: lmao
-ShotGun-Christina-: lol
What iam quiz! rofl
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Posted March 15 2009 01:21 PM
Mood: Amused
First, add "I'm a/an" to the title
>>>>IAM A emo pimp with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who banged a bag of weed because that's how I roll<<<<<<
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[x] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = f%*@y# homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[x]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = s%# addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[] Brown = who loves to be different
[] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who will be naked with
[ ]5 = who killed
[x ]6 =who banged
[ ]7 = who smoked with
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who shot
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = a glass of milk
[ ]08 = a py$%@y$%^z
[ ]09 = a porn star
[x]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a hzw*
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dyxy$
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a w&@z#
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[x]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke c*$@#
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick x~&t
"Hold Ya Head"
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Posted March 15 2009 11:34 AM
Mood: Angry
NOTORIOUS B.I.G. LYRICS
"Hold Ya Head"
(feat. Bob Marley)
[Chorus: Bob Marley - sample from "Johnny Was"]
Woman hold her head and cry
Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died
Woman hold her head and cry
Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died
[Verse 1: Notorious B.I.G.]
When I die, f&#^ it I wanna go to (hell)
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to f%w^zw' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
F%zx that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a f&x*zw' abortion
[Chorus: Bob Marley]
Woman hold her head and cry
Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died
[Verse 2: Notorious B.I.G.]
I swear to God I just want to (slit) my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm (dead), a worthless f^y^@~' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe (suicide's) on my f#*zw*' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fx*xy$' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand
You see its kinda like the c#&*~ did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sister had somethin' goin' on
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
[Chorus: Bob Marley]
Woman hold her head and cry
Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died
[Verse 3: Notorious B.I.G.]
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my n%#z$ Chic, tell him that my will is weak
I'm sick of niggaz lyin', I'm sick of b@#%z#z hawkin'
Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin' [echoes]
I'm a Gangster Lyrics: Josh Groban
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Posted March 3 2009 09:17 PM
Mood: Hyper
Doing: Ur mom then later your sister ;) lol
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVAAAAA ROFL
Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im going to give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate someone else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing c*w*y#w
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match
STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grr
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to m@&@y#*w#@
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make minced meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face coz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
B&%x# suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
im rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
I dreamt I got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake
fz*$ a b@#*~
give me head hoe!
whats up to my dogs,
yo yo yo
they play this song on the radio all day long
so everyone can hear my gangster song
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-
Oh there's no beat left
(gunshots)
Die, Die you Santa Clause die
no i don't wanna do a capella
i like to slap bzy%y#&
i like to slap hoes...
Shoop Lyrics
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Posted March 1 2009 06:54 PM
Mood: Blank
Shoop Lyrics  alt N Pepa
Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby
[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]
Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake booty?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep
On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]
S and the P wanna get with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby
EMINEM - C%#~* A BOTTLE lyrics
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Posted March 1 2009 06:51 PM
Mood: Hungry
Listening to: C&^x* a bottle
EMINEM - C%*&~ A BOTTLE lyrics
featuring Dr Dre and 50 Cent
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you’ve all been waiting for ..
In this corner : weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world :
Slim Shady!
Chorus : Eminem
So c#x%# a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, b^@*w3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk
Ok … let’s go
Eminem
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
B#x@^3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you hoes.
Chorus : Eminem
So c^~@# a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, b%xz*$% hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre
Dr Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I’m an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I’ll be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
Chorus : Eminem
So cx#$~ a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bw$%zw~ hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us,my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.
And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent
50 Cent
It’s bottle after bottle
The money ain’t a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn’t believe
I’m the napalm the bomb the don i’m King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I’m so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
N@w#w on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i’m caking you know i don’t give a f*ck
I spend it like it don’t mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf*cker i’m grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a by~^$ move
Chorus : Eminem
So c%^@z a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, b@~#z$# hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk
"it is a gift from the earth, and what is from the earth is of greatest worth"
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Posted February 2 2009 07:04 PM
Mood: Mellow
Currently: Smokin Up Miss Mary
Ok look so im smokin my love.... miss mary right now lol
and i got to thinkin about all the bull around the idea of smokin it ...
and how its 'soooo bad for you' and blah blah blah
but like seriously man what is so bad about it
people call it the unloved plant but its loved by billions of people all over the world
they say its worthless but if u smoked it u would know how unworthles it is
like wow you see crazy shit that a normal person cant see,
you can look deeply into things that people dont understand.... its crazy!!!!!
How many deaths per year do you hear about from smokin marijuana ill tell ya how many u hear.... right now
**i got this off the web somewhere but i dont remember where**
DEATHS EVERY YEAR
Tobacco- 340000 to 450000
Alcohol- 150000+
Aspirin- 180 to 1000+
Caffeine- 1000 to 10000
'Legal' Drug Overdose- 3800 to 5200
'Illicit' Drug Overdose- 3800 to 5200
NOW ARE YOU READY FOR THIS.......
MARIJUANA-0
DO U SEE THAT ZERRROOOO F***IN DEATHS OF MARIJUANA A YEAR
MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM ASPRIN A LEGAL DRUG AND CAFFEINE A DRINKKKKKK
LIKE WTF DUDE
you can die from taken too meny advils or aspirins
have you ever heard of a mutherfucker dien off weed!!!!!!!!!
cuz i havnt
you might think there dead but they aint....youll see one of your friends liein on the floor and he looks like a dead muthafucka but nope
people can smoke so much weed that they pass out and look dead!!!!
then when they do wake up they eat every scrap of food that you got in ur god damn house and ur left with nothin
THE ONLY SIDE EFFECTS OF SMOKIN WEED ARE BEING...HUNGRY, HAPPY, SLEEPY THATS IT NOTHIN ELSE
SO WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT
HUUMMMMM?????
And i think Marijuana is not a drug you know why....ill tell ya incase you dont
its a plant.... it comes from the ground
DRUGSSSS are pills and other things that the corpret world makes to solve your problems JUST SO YOU HO OUT AND BUY THINGS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THIS SOCITY IS ...ITS ACONSUMER SOCITY AND IF THERE IS A QUICK FIX THEN WELL WILL TAKE IT
pills....they are chemically altered drugs
weed is all natural nothin added it just grows that way
now adays there is a pill to solve all your problems no matter what the issue
ex. i cut my finger=pill
i have a headake=pill
my mussles hurt=pill
everything has a pill ... havent you heard of natural healin
ok im done my buzz is gone but im glad i could share this with you if u even read this
so ill leave these little bits of songs that i love
cuz i hate when people come up to me and start dissin marijuana and tellin me how to run my life
ITS MY LIFE F*** OFF IF IT WAS URS U COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT SINCE ITS MINE THEN GO AWAY SIMPLE AS THAT
anyways here you go.....
"If it causes no harm it shouldnt bother you"
"if you dont like my fire you shouldn't come around cuz im gonna burn one down"
"it is a gift from the earth, and what is from the earth is of greatest worth, so before you knock it, try it first, oh you will see its a blessing not a curse"
"roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale"
*****not all of this came from my intelligent mind some came from****
-kat williams
-Uncle Bob.....(Bob Marley)
-and the web
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