TrenkeRR

Ahahahah. Omg!

soufplayer Sent: 29 minutes ago
Hey sugar plum

TrenkeRR Sent: 27 minutes ago
I am not your "Sugar Plum".
Dont call me that.

soufplayer Sent: 23 minutes ago
do you wanna be?

TrenkeRR Sent: 22 minutes ago
Your sugar plum? Hahaha.
In your dreams maybe?

soufplayer Sent: 21 minutes ago
alright along as your my sugarplum...that sounds good

TrenkeRR Sent: 21 minutes ago
Your a creep!


soufplayer Sent: 20 minutes ago
lol your a loser

TrenkeRR Sent: 20 minutes ago
Well your just staight up frickin creepy.

soufplayer Sent: 19 minutes ago
lol i was just kidding, gosh..so your single?

TrenkeRR Sent: 19 minutes ago
Why would you even ask if im single? like seriously. back off.


soufplayer Sent: 18 minutes ago
ok whutever b~$#^

TrenkeRR Sent: 18 minutes ago
o.o Mhm

soufplayer Sent: 18 minutes ago
your the creep..who's not even eighteeen

TrenkeRR Sent: 17 minutes ago
Uhm, yes im 18
What makes you think im not?
And how the hell am i a creep? Its not liek i go arround calling random chicks my sugar plum..

soufplayer Sent: 16 minutes ago
sorry i just thought that was a nice nickname for you..but ur new niv=ck name is royal b~&^@

TrenkeRR Sent: 15 minutes ago
Well, at leasy im royal.
You can piss off now THANKS

soufplayer Sent: 14 minutes ago
F~x* you

TrenkeRR Sent: 14 minutes ago
Right back at cha dick.

soufplayer Sent: 15 minutes ago
you know what delete me from your friends.. i cant believe i let you add me...you two dollar hoe

TrenkeRR Sent: 14 minutes ago
Two dollar hoe?!?!
UHMMM I DONT THINK SO.
20$ Is my limit.
Ass hole.

soufplayer Sent: 13 minutes ago
so ur gonna let me fy%* for $20?

TrenkeRR Sent: 11 minutes ago
You?
hahahhaa
Hhahhahahahhahahahhaha
Im sorry you dont understand how funny that is.
You wouldnt be able to get a chick no matter how much money you paid.
Liek seriously,.. who would wana f^yw you? haha

soufplayer Sent: 9 minutes ago
alotta girls wannafuck me i know you would if you were here with me..have you seen the size of my dick? its pretty huge and girls like that ya know

TrenkeRR Sent: 8 minutes ago
Hahah Ok
keep dreaming bud.

soufplayer Sent: 7 minutes ago
LOL WHAT IM NOT JOKING....AND NOT DREAMING BUD. SO YOU GONNA LET ME HIT IT AND QUIT IT?

TrenkeRR Sent: 6 minutes ago
Haha, ok whatever.Keep dreaming, thats all your gunna do.
Piss off. :/

soufplayer Sent: 4 minutes ago
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING HARD TO GET AND GIVE UP THE Py$*z..I HEARD YOU WERE QUICK AND EASY LIKE WESTERN UNION

TrenkeRR Sent: 3 minutes ago
Hahha, you know you should be a stand up comic.
Your hilarious.
Now, what part of piss off didnt you get?
WHate ever. Ill be the mature one.
Im going out for a smoke. When i get back. dont talk to me.

soufplayer Sent: 2 minutes ago
IM GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE TOO..JUST REMEMBER "F*#& YOU By#&$" OK?

TrenkeRR Sent: a few seconds ago
Grow the f~y& up.

You have blocked this person

Wow, people these days.

darrendarren:
hello sexy asla_sevme2009@windowslive.com add pls u m** ?

TrenkeRR:
I dont have m**.

darrendarren:
pls add pls u m**

TrenkeRR:
I DONT HAVE M**

darrendarren:
asla_sevme2009@windowslive.com .. Wats u?

TrenkeRR:
You've gotta be kidding me. :/
Shut up.

darrendarren:
ok sorry. add me furst asla_sevme2009@windowslive.com

TrenkeRR:
OMG!

Individualality.

♀ + ♀= ♥

Homophobia;
♀ + ♂= ♥

IS SO GAY [:

♂ + ♂= ♥

Dont Hate.

Were All The Same.

Just Think Differantly.

Isn't That What Individualality Is?

Homosexual;Bisexual;Heterosexual = Love

xoxo.

A bizarre gift

A Peice of paper with a cheaply drawn happy face in it, put in a bag with tisse papper. ;D I lvoed it

In defence of my vice

I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS D:
*Dumbass Over Hereeee*

answer it ;D

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fy$@ me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.Are u going put this on your blog and see what i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Songs I would put on a road trip mix CD

Hmmmm.. How about.. every rave song and every screamo song. We can have a screamo rave in teh car ;D

911.

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following: 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the font to the WINGDINGS

WHAT NOW?!? ;O

ROAD TRIPP!!!!

You and your friends are going on a road trip!

You can bring up to 12 friends, who are they?

1. ME!!!!!.
2. garrett .
3. nikki.
4. aaron.
5. jake.
6. bennett.
7. kevin.
8. hope.
9. dany
10. dalton
11. destiny.
12. kylanna.



where are you guys headed for?
Florida!

you rent a jeep comander, there are only 8 seats. who's sitting where, and who's driving?

Driving: Kevin
Shotgun: Garrett
Second Row Right: Jake
Second Row Left : Nikki
Second Row Middle: Destiny + Me

Back Row Right: kylanna + hope
Back Row Left : bennett
Back Row Middle: aaron
Trunk: Dany + Dalton Sorry boys

you stop at the gas station, does the seating arrangment change?
Yeh.
driving : Still kevin
shotgun: Garrett, arron, and bennett
Second row left: nikki+ Desitny (taking pics of the guys all fighting for shotgun)
Second row right: Jake
second row middle: Dany
Back row left: Kylanna + hope
Back row right: Dalton
back row middle: Mee

I N . T H E . M O R N I N G

who brought the most luggage?
Me, Hope, Kylanna

who came with no luggage at all?
Dalton + Bennett

who got car sick?
no one

who makes you pull over so they can go pee in the woods?
meee. Buut I get scared so I take nikki destiny kylanna and hope with me

L U N C H T I M E

were do you stop for lunch?
Tim Hortons!

who spills their pop in the jeep?
bennett. So he goes in the trunk, and air and garrett share shotgun

who spills food everywhere while eating lunch?
Haha nikki

A T . T H E . M O T E L

you rent two rooms, each have 2 double beds but only one has an extra cot.

where does everyone sleep? room 2's beds are seperated far from eachother. bed 1 is bigger than bed 2

ROOM 1
bed 1: Me, Dalton
bed 2: Nikki, Kylanna, Hope, Destiny, Garrett
floor: garrett gets kicked out cuz there was too may people in bed 2 and cuz hes the only guy
ROOM 2
bed 1: Air + kevin
Bed 2: Jake
Cot: Bennett + dany
I N . T H E . M O R N I N G

who takes over 3 hours to get ready?
Meee

who complaines that the bagels are moldy?
Haha me, so garrett throws one at me

Y O U . G O . T O . A N . A M U S E M E N T . P A R K

who goes on the rollercoaster 37 times in a row?
Me, dalton, garrett, nikki and I force jake to go on.

who sits on the merry-go-round the whole time?
Haha bannett

who goes straight to the snack bar and gets a large popcorn, some cotten candy, an order of fries, 2
hotdogs, 2 bottles of coke and a caramel apple?
Haha destiny

B A C K . A T . T H E . M O T E L

who goes right to sleep?
Dany

whos making ouT??
uhhm… he have a big.. oz%w

Who is making a fort.
Kylanna and hope

whos B%~w^*#x that they want to go home.
Noo onee

T H E . N E X T . M O R N I N G / G O I N G . H O M E

who sleeps the whole way home?
no one

who blasts music?
ME! And I make every1 sing

who cries because they didnt want to go home?
Me, Dalton and nikki

on the way back aaron wins shot gun and we tie garrett to the roof of the jeep

Island

You and your friends are going on a trip.

Whos all going?
Me
Nikki
Bennett

Where are you going?
Random place

How are you getting there?
Boat

So, you start to head out, what do you have packed?
Weed, and lots of weed plants so we have lots.
Enough booze to last us forever
a huge sterio system with every amazing song.
Food
Microwave
Lots of pop
a gun

You get about an hour away from home, and realize you forgot..
bennett
So me and nikki go back and pick him up

Who is dancing like crazy on teh way?
Me

Who is singing?
Me and nikki are singing Im on a boat
and bennett is staring at us liek were freeks while he starts packin a bowl

What happens next?
We pass another boat, and nikki Shoots them and we steal their, money, booze, and wepons.
then nikki and bennett soke up and i chug back a 40 of vodka

You travel all night, who is doing what?
Bennetts still smokin weed, i am dancing and nikki is chuggin back bottles of beer.

you get to you destinition, what happens?
we crash into a tree and our boat breaks, so we unload all the shit from the boat and build a house outa tree branches and chunks of the boat, and nikki and bennet try to fin dtheir cell phones to call for helpo but cant find them

Lunch time, what do you eat?
Jessica and nikki use there solar powerd microwave and make KD, abd bennett trys to steal it but fails, so he eats pizza

after lunch?
we go exploring! ;D and find a village of really nice people, but nikki shoots one so a big war starts, we own the village and move into there houses.

Supper time, what do you eat?
We raid teh village for food and eat everythign they got.

after supper?
nikki is all sunburnt and sore and wants to go home
so they make a fire to try to get attention of planes
nothign works.
so they smoke up more, and finish all the booze, then jessica puts her hands in her pocket and finds the cell phones. so they call for help and surpizingly get though to someone, then a hellicopter comes and picks them up, and jessica is so wasted she almost falls out.

You get home, what happens?
we go to candy cane park to smoke up more, and realize they forgot the weed on the island.
So they go back. and it happens all over again.

To My AWSOME Wire Friends

333 friends
i hope this never ends
you guys are all awsome
awsome rymes with ..possum

i love you all
will never let you fall
im always here for you
thats just what i do

I wana let you know
i love to say woah
look at the time
its time to ryme

Ima be the new Dr.suese
and i wana pet moose
that eats with a fork
..anyone notice that ima total dork?

HEHE. Ya i make no sence.. bottem line is.. I love you all, and appreciate you friendship.
;D
YAY!
TrenkeRRR!♥♥♥

What I am afraid of

HA! Screw feer. nothign scares me!!

RAWR!!! ;D

1. Full name: Jessica Michelle Trenker
2. Nicknames: Trenker, Trenkz, Trenkie, Trenkenstein, Jess, Jessie, Marshmallow, Mall♥z and ToxxxicBitch (Muh Taggs), Juicy Fruit, Puffle Humper, Ma'mooto, Sir. Cxw@ peanut, willis... LOTS moree
4. Height: 5'1
5. Hair: Brown
6. Siblings: Two sisters, one brother
7. Do u like to sing in the shower? yess
8. Do u like to sing in the toilet? Uhm no, because personaly, i dont go IN my toilet
9. Birthday: October 23
10.Sign: Libra/Scorpio
11. Sw@: Feeeemale
12. Righty or Lefty: Righty
13. What do you want in a relationship? Already got the best.
14. Have you ever cheated? Uhhhh.. I was drunk.
15. Marital status: Maried to my hoe, nikki
16. Do you have a car? Yeshh.. kinda
17. What kinda car do you have/want? ummm... its yellow i dunno what kind. its kinda my roomates

FAVORITE QUESTIONS:

18. Movies: The Note Book
19. Song on right now? Attack Attack! - I Kissed A Girl
20. Band/singer: Bullet For My Valentine / Avenged Sevenfold
21. TV Show: One Tree Hill
22. Actor: Will Smith
23. Actress: duno
24. Food: hmmm.. too many
25. Number: 8
26. Cartoon: Woody Woodpecker! ;D
27. Disney Character: Daisy Duck
28. Colour: Yellow/Lime green
29. Do you plan on having children? If Yes, how many?: Yes.. uhh liek 6?
30. Do you want to get married: Yes
31. How old do you wanna be when you have your first child? dont care.
32. How old do you wanna be when your married: ummm like.. 30? so i have all mt 20's to party
33. Would you have kids before marriage: sure
34. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Boyfriend. ♥
35. Who do you have a crush on?: My Fy~. He Knows Who He Is.
36. Music/TV: Music
37.Guys/Girls: Both
38. Green/Blue: green
39. Pink/Purple?: purple
40. Summer/Winter: summer
41. Night/Day: Night
42. Hangin' Out/Chillin': chillin
43. Dopey/Funny: Funny
44. Flirty/Playa: Flirty
45. What school do u go to?: ?
46. Have you ever taken drugs? Weed, Extacy, and acid
47. What's a major turn on for you? Sexy body
48. How far would you go on a first date? Depends how for they try to gp
49. What's your ideal first date? Hmm.. Walk on thee beach.

RANDOM

50. What do you think of soul mates? ill find mine.
51. Is it right to flirt if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? depends
52. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? Break up with my EX bf
53. Are you happy? Yeshh
54. What's an object you can't live without? My eyeliner! D:
55. Love or lust: Love
56. Silver or gold: Silver
57. Diamond or pearl: Diamond
58. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset
59. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: Yes
60. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yeshh
61. Do you have any piercing: yep
62. What colour boxers/underwear are you wearing right now: black/purple thong
63. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? hmmm...paris
64. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? Idunoo yet
65. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite s^%: Eyes/smile
66. Favorite sport? foootball bitchess!
67. What makes you happy? My Boyfriend.
68. What's the next CD you're going buy? none. i download everything
69. Do u wear contacts or glasses? i gotta gt glasses. But wont wear them, ill get contacts
70. What's the best advice given to you? It doesnt matter how great a person looks, all that matters is that you love them
71. Have you ever won any special awards? lmao no
72. What are your future goals? sucess
73. Worst sickness you've ever had? dono what its called. I stop breathing and cant move. It happened since i was young. :/
74. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? scary
75. On the phone or in person? Person
76. Hugs or kisses? Hug
77. What song seems to reflect you the most? Scars + Pretty Rave Girl
78. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? My Bestfriends Nikki / Kylanna
79. What are you afraid of? Nuufin
80. Would you rather be rich or famous? famous
81. Have you met Santa? at the mall, yes
82. If E.T. knocked on your door holding a peace sign and asked to use the phone what would you do? Piss my self laughing
83. Last time you talked to the person that you like? today
84. Do u have any pets? Yep.
85. Last time you were depressed: Everyday. Clincial depression
86. Are you an alcoholic? lmao hmm.. some nights i think i am
87. What is your best quality? Eyes / Body?
88. If you could give anyone anything, who and what would it be? Hmm.. Paris Hilton a slap upside the head.
89. If anyone could give you anything, who and what would it be? My Ex bf. A second chance
90. Name one thing you despise about yourself: I dunnooooooo

Ignor this. This Is For NikkiCupCake, No One Else Will Understand.

***Nikki, go on my facebook account, write a note, and put this in it, just not the ** parts. And tagg, alex collins, alex anderson, dalton, wes, you;D, bennett, me, and JJ (John Janz) THANKS BABE!!****

Ok, so as most of you know, I've messed up in the past for many reasons, i'm not one that is good with words, so this is my way of saying, I’m sorry, I love you, you’re my everything and so many other things. But with this being personal, I’m not going to admit what song is meant for each person tagged. Guess all you want, only the ones that truly know me will know who there too.

I Don’t Wana Miss A Thing – Areosmith.
When I listen to this, you’re all I think about. And it makes me realize how much I care about you. Yes I know this song had made me think about a lot of people, but out of all of them, you’re the special one that I always miss.

Sorry – Buckcherry.
There isn’t one part of this song that doesn’t make me think of you. I’m sorry, and I realize things have changed for many reasons. You’re a lucky guy, and I know your future will be amazing. You have to know that you will always and forever have a special place in my heart.

Stacy’s Mom – Fountains of Wayne.
Ahhhg! Ok, this ones a totally obvious to you, for many reasons. I love you to death, always will. I don’t need to say much because you already know everything I have to say. Oh and by the way… I think Willis and Todd should get back to what there best at!

Don’t stop believing – Journey.
Ha! This one has to be obvious too. You always believe in me and tell me to follow my dreams, and your one of the few people that can make me actually want to. We may have wasted six years, but at least were together now. I love you, and you know that. Peace, Love, Smoke Weed!

Touch my body – Mariah Carey.
Haha, so I can remember all of the times I was singing this while on the phone with you, every time I would say touch my body, you’d say ok. You’re absolutely adorable and one of the few people I can call a true best friend. Love you Hun, and I can’t wait until next year.

My Dick - Mickey Avalon.
So, I remember singing this song with you in the McDonalds drive threw in your car, I swear everyone thought we were on c%#xz. But, even if we were, we would still be having a blast. And by the way, for Christmas, I’m buying you a cup holder so you don’t spill your milkshake in your lap and almost run us into a tree again.

Scars – Papa Roach.
Ya, so this doesn’t remind me of anyone except my self, but it is in my play list so I’m putting it in here. It definitely reminds me of myself. My scars do remind me that the past is real and I wish I could go back and fix it.


Tear drops on my guitar – Taylor Swift.
Every verse in this song is how everyday of my life goes. I still miss you, there’s no reason why I wouldn’t, but there’s no reason I should, at least friends are better than nothing.

Awwww yeaa!

Once upon a time there was a fox
in a box
with curly locks
he was wearing socks
and was getting botox
but he had chickenpox
so they put him in De-tox
and he was riding an Ox.

Stoners In Space,, The Trenker, Bennett313, And NikkiCupcake Story.

So, Me Bennett And Nikki Got Bored, And Wrote The Greatest Storry Ever.

STONERS IN SPACE BY TRENKER, BENNETT313, AND NIKKICUPCAKE

once upon time there was a boy named Bennett and he was nice and sometimes mean if he had to and then one day he met a girl named Jessica and she was really nice and she was smart and they both hung out one day and smoked a bowl then jess introduced Bennett to nikki, they had a huge party, got baked out of there face, and so drunk they couldn’t even think rite, and they were trippin out so bad they kept seeing cheetahs! And then Bennett thought he saw a cheetah jump over the moon so he tried to jump for it. Then Jessica was like OMG LETS GO TO SPACE. So they got into a space ship and were in space. Bennett made it over the moon, and Jessica tried to eat a star but Nikki wouldn’t let her. lmfao so then as Bennett was in the air he saw nikki grab Jessica and saw that she was hungry so then Bennett grab her and him a star and they ate it and then finally nikki tried it and they didn’t know he had drugs in them so it fz#@y# them up more and then of course Bennett was tripping out hardcore Then, they went to the moon, and for some reason were walking not floating. And Jessica kept tripping in the craters, so gave up walking, and took out 3 red bulls, they all grew wings and started to fly, Jessica got hungry again and made Nikki taste the moon to see if I tasted good, it did, and all 3 ate half the moon and went and chilled on Jupiter’s rings. then Bennett heard some random music and then it was Bennett and Jessica’s song and so they started singing and jamming out and nikki was getting in on it too and then nikki got some Jupiter dope and didn’t tell Bennett or Jessica and so she smoked it and she became crazy Jessica and Bennett got kind of scared, but then found some on there own dope, and smoked it. THEN they were ALL going CRAZYYYY. Then the red bull wore off, and the wings went away, and they found flying cheatahhhzzzzzzz and started flying on them then Bennett was like... Woahhh man, i'm trippin. And Jessica + Nikki felt like tying Bennett to a random tree that popped up out of nowhere loll then Bennett got all suspicious and then realized nothing wasn’t going to happen and then out of no where nikki grabbed Bennett and did her laugh and tied me up to a tree and then Bennett was to stoned to get out and when Jessica came along she gave him a hug and walked away and Bennett was left alone and talking to the cheetahs and nikki was laughing hysterically at Bennett tied to the tree which had tentacles and nikki ran off to find Jessica and they found some more Jupiter dope and after the smoked it all they made hot sweaty love THENN Jessica and nikki found some eggs, and found Bennett, egged him a couple times then let him go free. and he found some food, and the had a huge food fight lmfao then Bennett went all rampage with the food fight and beat them all for egging him and then Bennett ran off with these aliens for a while and nikki and Jessica were thinking ftw? what’s his problem and then they secretly followed him and watched the aliens rape Bennett in front of a video camera and put it on you tube then they realized that Bennett was raping the aliens, the aliens kept crying and ran away so Bennett jacked off watching the video again. then nikki and Jessica were all creeped out and Bennett came back and talked 2 jess and nikki then Jessica and nikki were scared they were going to get rapped told Bennett what they saw, and then they realized the aliens were acutely cheese cuz they were tripping then they went to hang out at Saturn and Bennett found all these cheetahs and then called Jessica and nikki and they all deiced to hang out and then 1 cheetah wanted to get Bennett and nikki and Jessica to do cz~^*xy sooo Bennett got all mad and got into a fight with the cheetah and kicked his ass and all the cheetahs got excited and nikki slapped Bennett upside the head because it was still a cheetah and cheetahs are the shit and then nikki and Jessica got my ipod and bought a boat and started playing the song i’m on a boat and invited all the cheetahs on the boat and started going around showing off are boat and playing the song really loud at the aliens and we were all singing along but then we remembered that we forgot Bennett so they went back, and tied him to the back of the boat and continued there journey. Then Dalton appeared wearing his Jew cap, and Nikki pulled out guns and shot him and he died. Then Bennett got lonely so we tied Daltons dead body beside Bennett for some company, then Bennett got all hx#@z and jacked off to the dead guy then lil did they know they were just dreaming and then they woke up with Bennett driving the boat and blasting some nice music in the morning then it woke up nikki and she got mad and sooo Bennett got his space dope from the aliens that they didn’t know and he played the guitar and it put them all to sleep and nikki kicked Bennett in the head and Jessica sat there and laughed at him while he was having a seizure on the ground cuz of nikki and Jessica started blaring i’m on a boat again and we rocked out with our c&@#y out then Bennett got h#~z@, for real, not in a dream. And tried raping the boat, and Jessica and Nikki were like... ya... no so Jessica kicked him in the head and he was like... AWW YAA DO IT AGAIN THE PAIN TURNS ME ON then they threw him off the boat and said they would come back when his stiffy was down. then he found some sheep and smoke the dope with them and Bennett told the sheep everything and Bennett was going to do what he had to do nikki found the sheep and made a sweater out of their cotton and gave Jessica a sexy one just so she could take it off in a sexy strip tease for nikki and Bennett the honey bastard watched threw the window on the boat then Jessica got creeped out so she kicked Bennett in the head so hard he smartened up and was normal. they were cursing on their boat, and ran into another boat full of Jews, and nikki and Jessica went rank with machine guns and killed then all, and threw Bennett in the other boat and played chicken till Bennett’s boat got ruined, then they was cursing again then Bennett took the boat and tied them up and smoked dope in front of them and then ran lmfao b/c he knew they would be mad and then he ran to mars and he hid from them and had a lot of dope and Jessica cut us loose form the rope but we still had enough to tie Bennett up to a cheetah and made the cheetah run in circles so that Bennett would get dizzy and we smoked all Bennett’s pot. Then the cheetah wouldn’t stop running and Bennett got sick and barfed on the cheetahs head, and he got all pissed off, and bit Bennett’s hands off so he couldn’t beat his meat. But Bennett was to messed up to realize but then he woke up again and didn’t remember getting to mars and nikki and Jessica both kicked Bennett in the head and they put him in a coma and they looked at his pants and he had a stiffy and Jessica and nikki were grossed out so they left and hid under the blankets when Bennett woke up, he had hands again, so he jacked of so many times that his dick fell off, and he cried forever, then Jessica was like.. You can have mine so she cut it off and gave it to Bennett. Then she went back under the blankets with Nikki and they had hot lesbian s%w. Then Bennett walked away into a random area and met some sheep and cheetahs and then they all had a nice sweet party with weed and alcohol THEN the 3 had one last party, crashed at Jessica’s, but nikki wouldn’t let Bennett crash on Jessica’s bed with them incase he got morning wood.
The End.

Me and Bennett, Being the dorks we ALWAYS are. <3

bennett313: lmfao haha whooa i am getting pretty violent right now
Trenker: and i cant even sya bye to him
Trenker: lol why
bennett313: lmfao ohh lmfao and unno lmfao i feel like scraping with somone in a street fight though lfmao
Trenker: Haha, ill kick ur ass!
bennett313: lmfao pfff lmfoa
Trenker: HA! u dont think i wont?
bennett313: lmmfao no
bennett313: lmfao jk it would be a good fight
Trenker: Buudy, i have to look down to see you.
Trenker:
Trenker: dont fx& around.
Trenker: ill beat ur ass in.
Trenker:
bennett313: lmfao pff and all i do is have to look 1 tiny inch up
bennett313: lfmao
Trenker: haha, i'd still kick ur ass.
bennett313:lfmao nahh lmfao it would be a good fight though lmfao u would problay do better then kenny
Trenker: haha no doubt. i feel liek knocking him out in math like all the time. his face pisses me off.
Trenker: lmaoo
bennett313: lmfao i never fighted him high and violent yet lfmao
bennett313: ooo but that is gonna be soon
bennett313: lfmao
Trenker: Lmaoo thats funny.
Find Sexy Guys in your neighborhood
bennett313: lmfao yea i know
bennett313: lmfao haha awhh mann my eyes feel weird
Trenker: OMG ok sooooo me and dest and paige and nicole were walkin to my place after school, and i was wearing a crazy short skirt and i was baked outa my face and i tripped in a puddle!
Trenker:
bennett313: lmfao i ddiint go out on friday much
bennett313: lmfao well except for the night when my brother picked me up in his mustang lmfao and then we drove fast listening to good music
Trenker: haha after i got home, they just went to candy cane and smoked there last 2gs.
bennett313: lmfoa then saturday same thing but then i was really drunk and baked
bennett313: lol u know wut.. lfmao brb
Trenker: haha ok?
Trenker: I Have To Pee!
Steiner777 (New Member) joined the room
Trenker: Whoo Ar Eyouu??
Steiner777: Steiner.
Steiner777: 777.
Steiner777: Pleasedto meet you.
Trenker: your really sketchy! Im going to kick you
Steiner777: Aww.
Trenker: Bye!
Steiner777: See ya.
Steiner777 has been suspended
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Trenker: Hehehe
emrecozel01 (New Member) joined the room
bennett313: lmfao
Trenker: Who Are You??
Trenker: BAHAHA, leave.
emrecozel01 left the room
Trenker: Yay
Trenker: Hi Bennett
Trenker: Im turning this into a blog cuz it makes me giggle
Trenker: BENNETT say something EPIC
bennett313: lmfao
Trenker: we needa dramatic blog exit!!
bennett313: lfmao yea we do lfmao
Trenker: hmm...
Trenker: Bahahhahahahahhahaha!
Trenker: is that dramatic enough?
Trenker: ...?
Trenker: ill take that as a yes

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you’ve all been waiting for ..
In this corner : weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world :
Slim Shady!

Chorus : Eminem
So cyx^$ a bottle, let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bz#w$3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posse’s kicking up dust.
It’s on till the break of dawn
and we’re starting this party from dusk

Ok … let’s go

Eminem
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Byx&@3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you hoes.

Chorus : Eminem
So cx#y$ a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bwzxyw# hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

Dr Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I’m an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I’ll be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

Chorus : Eminem
So c*#$% a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, b%@~%x@ hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us,my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

50 Cent
It’s bottle after bottle
The money ain’t a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn’t believe
I’m the napalm the bomb the don i’m King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I’m so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
Nwxy$ on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i’m caking you know i don’t give a f*ck
I spend it like it don’t mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf*cker i’m grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bx%$@ move

Chorus : Eminem
So c~@$^ a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don’t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bx~#zxy hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there’s so many of them
and there’s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk