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Yes or NO answers
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Posted August 19 2009 04:31 PM
Mood: Blank
Doing: this?
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming because nothing is exactly as it seems.
Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers and type in your answers.
------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
Kissed any one of your Facebook/myspace/wireclub friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Held a snake? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- No
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Smuggled something into another country? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Broken a bone? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden in a helicopter? --- Yes
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? -- No
Felt like killing someone? --- No
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- Yes
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Gave someone stitches? --- Yes
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Tripped on mushrooms? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- No
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Snuck into a movie without paying? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
pheww =]
I'm afraid of 7 out of 62 common fears
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
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If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of crap.
I fear ...
[ ] black people
[ ] the dark
[x] staying single foreverIf you get 11-20, you are normal
[ ] being a parent
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish (in lakes )
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 3
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 5
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls (porcelain dolls)
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 6
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] scary movies
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old
Total so far: 7
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
Grand Total: 7
im fearless :/ lol
i screwed up 51% of my teenage life
[ x ] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2
[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[ x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[ x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ x ] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you out kicked out of class
Total so far: 5
[ x ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[ x ] Text people during class
[ x ] Passed notes
[ x ] Threw stuff across the room
[ x ] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 10
[ x ] Took pictures during school hours when you weren't required to do so for a class
[ ] Called someone during class
[ x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during class
Total so far: 12
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[ x ] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class
[ x ] Ate food during class without permission
Total so far: 14
[ x ] Gotten a call from school for something bad
[ ] Been called the worst student [ αs α joke ]
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[ ] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 15
[ x ] Faked your parents signature
[ ] Slept in class
[ ] Cursed at your teacher behind their back
[ x ] Copied homework
[ ] got in touble with principle
[ ] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 17
Multiply by 3*
Post as "i screwed up __% of my teenage life
ITUNEESSSS LMFAOHHHH
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Posted July 25 2009 05:20 PM
Mood: Amused
Doing: this dork :)
1. Put your iPod, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU WOULD SAY:
Love in this club - usher
IF SOMEONE SAYS "I LOVE YOU" YOU WOULD SAY:
Do you know (ping pong song) - enrique
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
These words - natasha beddingfield
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?
let it our - starrfadu
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Im not a girl, not yet a woman - britany spears
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE?
castles in the sky - cascada
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hate that i love you- rihanna ft neyo
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
we belong together - mariyah carey
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
your love is mine - the new mastersounds
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
home - michel buble
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
there youll be- faith hill
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
IF you were mine - marcos hernandez
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
overloved - dj boonie
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Girls - cindy lauper
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
lost michel buble
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10,000 nights of thunder - alphabeat
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
dancing in thedark- dj cammy
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
the rose - westlife
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
forever- chris brown
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
close your eyes - dj bummer
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
four minutes - madonna
Apples and wine.
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Posted July 5 2009 07:24 PM
Mood: Calm
Reading: this.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are real easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now, men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
My 9 names
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Posted July 5 2009 05:51 PM
Mood: Amused
Playing: with myself. jokes :P
1. YOUR REAL NAME
Lorna
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Lorizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Bluechicken
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Victoria Mount Pleasant
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of first name)
Lawlo
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Green Orange.
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Owvinance
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Alison Raymond
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black lola- hahahahah..
REPOST WITH: MY 9 NAMES
how is that possible :-O
yesterday i was new member......then today im level 5!  magic or whatttt 
Stolen from james, but im more stupid, but we all knew that anyways
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Posted April 5 2009 07:56 PM
Mood: Amused
Listening to: mooosic :D
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 9 so far
11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 17
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have you fallen out of a parked vechicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. []Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have closed a car door on yourself
29. [x] Tripped on a c*@w# in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 23
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x]Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
Running total: 30
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 38
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead projector purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 49
61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 58
71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [] Put tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 61
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 67
91. [] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper!
94. []Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[] Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Total: Im 70% stupid lol
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