GuyfromEtown

GuyfromEtown
"I am envied and lusted after"
Looking for a Date
24, Male from Edmonton, Alberta - Canada Canadian Chat

I'm getting better and better at this...

Posted June 11 2009 03:10 AM        

PreciousHot86 (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room PreciousHot86
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
PreciousHot86: hi
PreciousHot86: how are you babe?..
GuyfromEtown: Fine and you?
GuyfromEtown: K can I ask you something?
PreciousHot86: im good thanks
GuyfromEtown: And will you give me an honest answer?
PreciousHot86: what?.
PreciousHot86: yeah
PreciousHot86: what is it?.
GuyfromEtown: Are you a webcam w~%x%? Cause on your profile it says "I'm not cheap, but I am on a special promo this week."
GuyfromEtown: I have extensive dealings with web cam whores
PreciousHot86: yeah
GuyfromEtown: and they call me babe all the time
GuyfromEtown: LOLz
GuyfromEtown: So you are ?
PreciousHot86: yeah
PreciousHot86: interested babe?..
GuyfromEtown: Uhhh are you going to ask for my credit card number?
Find Sexy Girls in your neighborhood
PreciousHot86: no
GuyfromEtown: Haha so you're free?
PreciousHot86: i got my free show today babe
PreciousHot86: yeah
PreciousHot86: interested?,.
GuyfromEtown: Nah. I know how this works. I have to provide my credit card number then I get a supposed "free show."
GuyfromEtown: This has been an efficient waste of my time, other than the worthy blog material. Ta ta.


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Go Leafs Go?

Posted June 5 2009 02:17 PM        

metalman_4 (Upcoming Member Lvl. 3) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room metalman_4
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
metalman_4: go leafs go
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: Seriously?
metalman_4: what do u thimk of pat quinn as head coach
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: I don't pay enough attention to Oilers hockey or hockey in general
GuyfromEtown: but i suppose he's better than Mac T
GuyfromEtown: Lol
GuyfromEtown: Everyone I know b@w#@wx and moans about him
metalman_4: watch the team the leafs r gonna have this year burkes gonna make alot of moves
GuyfromEtown: Will do


Talk about a completely random PM. At least he's interested in hockey and not cyber s%& LOL


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Ahhh...The Joys of Wireclub :)

Posted June 4 2009 04:35 PM        

calebowens1234 (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room calebowens1234
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
calebowens1234: do you want a bj
GuyfromEtown: yeah hook me up
calebowens1234: ok how long are you
GuyfromEtown: let's just say i am more than above average
GuyfromEtown: you think you can handle this?
calebowens1234: like how long
calebowens1234: yeah
GuyfromEtown: i don't know i have never measured
GuyfromEtown: but on numerous occasions
GuyfromEtown: the ladies have said i was
GuyfromEtown: and i quote
Find people near you that want to go out tonight
GuyfromEtown: &Quot;Big&Quot;
calebowens1234: i do u think i can so can you fzw~ me in the ass
calebowens1234: can you plz
GuyfromEtown: I dunno that's a slight deviation from my usual sexual experiences
calebowens1234: only if u do it hardas hell
GuyfromEtown: Lol
GuyfromEtown: you like it rough eh?
calebowens1234: seriously
calebowens1234: yeah
calebowens1234: i do
GuyfromEtown: so do i
calebowens1234: are you bi
GuyfromEtown: we have something in common you and i
GuyfromEtown: no i am a heterosexual man *song pops into head*
calebowens1234: is that mean you got a dick anda p^~&~
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: no it means I only have sexual relations with women
calebowens1234: does it
GuyfromEtown: i am attracted to women
calebowens1234: can you break it one time for me
Everyone else already have a date for tonight - Find yours now!
calebowens1234: plz
calebowens1234: ill suck you
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: nah I am pretty strict about sticking to my routines
GuyfromEtown: anyway.....nice talking to you but i am going to have to cut this conversation short
GuyfromEtown: this is all i need for my next blog
GuyfromEtown: thanks


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So this guy with a diaper fetish...

Posted June 3 2009 08:55 PM        

...PM's me and this is what happened:

luvspampers (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room luvspampers
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
luvspampers: hi there i am from etown as well
luvspampers: would u like to chat wth me
luvspampers: i'm 32
GuyfromEtown: are you new to wire?
GuyfromEtown: ?
luvspampers: yes i am
luvspampers: are u ?
GuyfromEtown: do i know you?
luvspampers: r u into any fetishes?
GuyfromEtown: I have this awkward feeling i know you
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: fetishes
luvspampers: wats ur name
GuyfromEtown: just p#$&* fetishes
GuyfromEtown: that's about it
luvspampers: lol
GuyfromEtown: what about you?
luvspampers: y u feel u knw
luvspampers: me
luvspampers: ?
luvspampers: i have a diaper fetish myself
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
luvspampers: i wear pampers
luvspampers: really i do
GuyfromEtown: That's pretty cool
luvspampers: plus i'm lactose intolerant
GuyfromEtown: I have seen people on tv who have diaper fetishes
luvspampers: really
GuyfromEtown: Lactose intolerant?
luvspampers: would like to meet
luvspampers: really
luvspampers: u seen them
GuyfromEtown: So when did the diaper fetish begin?
luvspampers: wat u think bout it
GuyfromEtown: Think about what?
luvspampers: well when i was 5 or soo
luvspampers: i started getting turned on by diapers
GuyfromEtown: You were still in diapers at 5?
GuyfromEtown: scary
luvspampers: i grew up in a foster home
luvspampers: here
GuyfromEtown: Oh yeah
luvspampers: secretly
Find people near you that want to go out tonight
luvspampers: i was
luvspampers: then
luvspampers: and still wear and jo in pampers
luvspampers: fter the fact
luvspampers: a baby wore em
luvspampers: after
luvspampers: oops
GuyfromEtown: cool
GuyfromEtown: so what kind of feelings do you get when you put on a diaper?
luvspampers: wats ya name
GuyfromEtown: do you get a b^w*$?
luvspampers: aybe u can txt me
luvspampers: yup
GuyfromEtown: I don't have a cell phone to text with
GuyfromEtown: Sad to say
luvspampers: security and can go to da washroom any where lol
luvspampers:
luvspampers: aww
luvspampers: a hm phn
GuyfromEtown: lmfao yeah i have a home phone
luvspampers: i phn u
GuyfromEtown: but i don't give my home phone number out to anyone on the internet
luvspampers: my name is vern
luvspampers: i love pampers
GuyfromEtown: nice to meet you vern
GuyfromEtown: yeah you told me that already
luvspampers: cruisers and babydry
GuyfromEtown: i'm happy for you
luvspampers: wats ya name
GuyfromEtown: what about the pampers baby wipes?
luvspampers: ?
GuyfromEtown: i don't give out my name on the internet
GuyfromEtown: i wish i could
GuyfromEtown: i really do
luvspampers: yup anything babyish
luvspampers: well phone me if u like i trust u
luvspampers: haha
GuyfromEtown: Lol
GuyfromEtown: nah i dunno man
GuyfromEtown: I am into women
luvspampers: would u like my num
luvspampers: i like both
luvspampers: lol
luvspampers: i'm bi so it ok with me
GuyfromEtown: right on


I left after having sufficient material to compile a blog. So...here we are


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Wireclub... *sigh*

Posted May 31 2009 06:09 PM        

break1234 (Established Member Lvl. 2) joined the room
break1234: hi

Welcome to the chat room break1234
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
break1234: would you like to see my ass?
break1234: i am virgin
GuyfromEtown: yeah show me
GuyfromEtown: i bet my ass is nicer than yours
break1234: stumble123@h******.com
GuyfromEtown: haha nah dude i was kidding
GuyfromEtown: seriously
GuyfromEtown: i thought you were too
GuyfromEtown: do you think i'm hot?
break1234: yah
break1234: çbut tell me
break1234: would you like to see my ass?
GuyfromEtown: do you want me to put my junk in your trunk?
break1234: what?
GuyfromEtown: do you want my weiner
break1234: what is weiner?
GuyfromEtown: my man sausage
GuyfromEtown: you know...
GuyfromEtown: my appendage
GuyfromEtown: my snake
GuyfromEtown: my trouser trout
GuyfromEtown: my flesh rocket
break1234: ok
break1234: add me
GuyfromEtown: LOL nah, thanks bud. This is all I need for my next blog
GuyfromEtown: Ciao *waves*


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I Could do This as a Full Time Job :) But it's Just a Hobby

Posted May 30 2009 05:32 AM        

Wireclub Link: Galleries/ViewImage.aspx?ImageId=966106

VS

http://f0.img.v4.skyrock.net/f0a/najwa-emo-girl/pics/21562 69625_1.jpg

The saddest part about this user's profile is she/he doesn't seem to make any attempt at having Google Image pics that blend well together. They are all WAY off.

This user has one of the FAKEST profiles I have seen to date.


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Holy Dramaqueen...

Posted May 27 2009 08:55 PM        

KatieBabiee (New Member) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room KatieBabiee
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
GuyfromEtown: Yeeeeeeeees?
KatieBabiee: are you f@w~$*y stupid
KatieBabiee: im 18 you stupid f#%$
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: On your period?
KatieBabiee: you look like a f%$&$x f#@#@~ but do you see me saying anything
KatieBabiee: well fz%w you calling me 16 b%w@#
KatieBabiee: you dont know me
KatieBabiee: fuckkk
GuyfromEtown: Haha
GuyfromEtown: Wow you are defensive
GuyfromEtown: Maybe you really are 16
KatieBabiee: well im not
KatieBabiee: why would i be on here at 16
GuyfromEtown: Well you don't have to be such a dramaqueen
GuyfromEtown: Ummmm cause there are tons of people who are under age on Wire
KatieBabiee: well i dont like to be called 16
Adult Personals - Signup Here
KatieBabiee: well im not smart with computer
KatieBabiee: im 18
KatieBabiee: end of story
GuyfromEtown: Isn't it usually a compliment when someone thinks you're younger than you actually are?
GuyfromEtown: I always get people saying I'm 18, but I'm 23
KatieBabiee: not when its 16
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
KatieBabiee: thats a child!
GuyfromEtown: Hahaha
GuyfromEtown: Sweet 16
KatieBabiee: lol
KatieBabiee: im actually 18 though no lie
GuyfromEtown: Okay...thanks for clarifying that
KatieBabiee: if i had a picture of my tits id send it to ya then you wouldnt think that
GuyfromEtown: Lmfao
GuyfromEtown: Get one
KatieBabiee: is should eh
GuyfromEtown: Yeah...you really should
KatieBabiee: haha i dont have a camera
GuyfromEtown: tisk tisk
GuyfromEtown: lemme know when you do
KatieBabiee: kkay
KatieBabiee: funny thing is.. i think iwas 16 in that picture ahah its old as f@^x
GuyfromEtown: hahaha you don't say
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EPIC FAIL...Part Deux

Posted May 26 2009 05:18 PM        

Wireclub Link: Galleries/ViewImage.aspx?ImageId=966142

VS

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/70%20Hot%20Party%20Girl.jpg

Tisk Tisk


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LMFAO...I Knew It!

Posted May 25 2009 12:31 AM        

This is a Yah oo! Messenger conversation I had with a girl who PM'd me on Wireclub...

Guyfrom Etown: What's up?
Jennifer: im fine
Jennifer: what bout you?
Guyfrom Etown: Good. Just chatting on Wireclub
Guyfrom Etown: Listening to music
Jennifer: hmmmm ok..
Jennifer: what are you upto rightn ow
Guyfrom Etown: Absolutely nothing lmfao
Guyfrom Etown: So how's the weather down there?
Jennifer: hmmm well its cool
Jennifer: whaot bout there
Guyfrom Etown: it's like 13 C right now
Guyfrom Etown: but earlier today it was 23 C
Guyfrom Etown: clear skies
Guyfrom Etown: was nice
Guyfrom Etown: Weather goes downhill next two days
Guyfrom Etown: then on thursday....
Guyfrom Etown: back up to 23 C
Jennifer: ohh ok....
Jennifer: lol
Jennifer: are you alone right now?
Guyfrom Etown: Yeah
Guyfrom Etown: Are you?
Guyfrom Etown: LMFAO
Jennifer: So do you wanna do something flirty online with me? is that ok
Guyfrom Etown: Such as?
Jennifer: have to tell you first somtohin baeb
Guyfrom Etown: OK..
Jennifer: let me be honest to you...im a cam model..i do shows before rarely..unless you want me to do it again lol... but instead i meet up guyz just to have some fun...hope not turned off
Guyfrom Etown: lmfao I actually figured you were a cam model
Guyfrom Etown: I have a keen sense for them
Guyfrom Etown:
Jennifer: hmmm well... \is that a turned off babe
Guyfrom Etown: That all depends lmfao
Guyfrom Etown: Are you going to ask me for my credit card number?
Jennifer: hmmmm well.. what do u mean depends babe
Jennifer: you are worried bout charges dont tou?
Guyfrom Etown: Haha I don't pay for sexual favors
Guyfrom Etown: Ever
Guyfrom Etown: I'm not hurting
Jennifer: hmmm ohh well.. even it has a free trial access for one day for now only?
Guyfrom Etown: Yeah but...I don't have a credit card
Guyfrom Etown: Plus...I don't pay for sexual favors. LMFAO I think this conversation is DONE. CIAO *waves*


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OK...This Private Message Convo did NOT go the way I thought it would LMFAO

Posted May 24 2009 11:00 PM        

Tinkerbellzdust (Established Member Lvl. 2) joined the room

Welcome to the chat room Tinkerbellzdust
This is a FREE-SPEECH room. If you are easily offended you should not be here!
Tinkerbellzdust: hey
GuyfromEtown: Howdy
GuyfromEtown: How's it going?
Tinkerbellzdust: not good
GuyfromEtown: How so?
Tinkerbellzdust: sister is in hospital
GuyfromEtown: For what?
Tinkerbellzdust: car crash
GuyfromEtown: Oh my god. Was it severe?
Tinkerbellzdust: i dont know
Tinkerbellzdust: where in ed are you
GuyfromEtown: Southeast side
GuyfromEtown: Where in Toronto are you?
Tinkerbellzdust: im in redwater
Find a hot date for tonight
GuyfromEtown: did you ever live in toronto?
Tinkerbellzdust: yes
Tinkerbellzdust: i need to get there
GuyfromEtown: why do you want to live in toronto?
Tinkerbellzdust: ive been there my whole life
Tinkerbellzdust: and my sister is there
Tinkerbellzdust: can you help me or no ?
GuyfromEtown: LOL help you to get to toronto? How?
Tinkerbellzdust: have any spare cash ?
GuyfromEtown: LMFAO. no I am dirt poor
GuyfromEtown: I can't spare money for myself barely
GuyfromEtown: sorry
GuyfromEtown: Is there anyone else that can help you?
Tinkerbellzdust: its ok
Tinkerbellzdust left the room


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EPIC FAIL

Posted May 21 2009 01:56 AM   Mood: Amused   Writing:   

Wireclub Link: Galleries/ViewImage.aspx?ImageId=1025082

VS

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/ST5zXxg5v4I/AAAAAAAAIrc/
rIF0kGnFZfM/s400/Blonde-in-White-Bikini-on-Nissan-350z-69.jpg

Nuff said.


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